Sam Leigh

More Lemon Drop Prototype

I added cows

Found screenshots of an old indie-statik article about a game I made in my art game era.

They should put me in charge of making videogames

"What I'm about to say will sound willfully ignorant so I want to preface that it's a self-deprecating statement. A joke that, while yes indeed revealing my own thoughts, is meant to prompt reflection on those thoughts as thoughts, not endorse"

"ok just say it then"

"no I've decided against it"

A man with a newspaper got into an uber and started reading.

“Restaurant closed”

“Teachers strike!”

“Local Annoying man keeps reading out newspaper headlines out loud”

The driver chuckled ”hey do you think that one’s about you?”

The man responded “I don’t know, I only ever read the headlines”

“You must have some pretty big balls to show your face around here” said everyone at the big balls convention the entire time non-stop

“You must have some pretty big balls to show your face around here” said the greeter outside the big balls convention.

The man looks up from his paper and smiles, he starts to push through the tightly packed bus.

"Really?? Wait...show me?"

Someone gently grabs onto his shoulder, and is then firmly guided to his seat.

...

"Mayor Announces New Zero Tolerance Policy..."

A man with a newspaper gets on a full bus and starts to loudly read out the headlines

"Local Lemonade Stand Raises $200!"

"Shopping mall successfully zoned!"

"He's Just Won't Stop: Local Crazy Bus Guy Reads Headlines Aloud On Bus Everyday"

He pauses.

"New Chipotle open.."

Scratch Pad

A door to door shoe salesman, invited inside, was about to close a deal

But then the client asked if they could see the shoes in a diffrent size

“I’ll check in the back” and disappeared from view.

They returned 20 minutes later, ashamed.

“I’m so sorry but you don’t carry that shoe in your size”

A man on fire got into his car and drove to the nearest fire station…presumably to get help.

Later, when asked why he didn’t immediately stop, drop and roll, or failing that, simply call the firefighters so they could come to him…he said

“Are you going to put me out or not?”

A cow walks into a Doctoral Final examination and said moo

One of the committee members got very angry and called for the cows removal

Another started consoling the distraught candidate, who felt undermined.

But the wisest of the committee members simply smirked to himself

And said moo.

When videogames die they go to hell!

I definitely agree lol

sorry I uhh, don't know what came over me

Gen Alpha Picasso looking at the soybaked Cassius work be like:

"what is this kitchslop 67"

I think this image explains why Boomers like AI art so much… they’ve always loved this shit

No one ever hires me 🙁

Me whenever I have to email about a job:

Every time mario jumps he gets #shorts #pixelart #mario TikTok video by user2822432371200

Every game designer needs to watch this www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8APKQuq/

Going to get back into making videos because I really need a boost to wishlists lol #gamedev #indiegame

Adding ghosts that pick up your lemons then throw them #gamedev #indiegame

In-depth thoughts on adding new ultimate lemon basket mechanics! #gamedev

YouTube video by Samuel Leigh I made 22 games in 44 hours (each in a diffrent engine)

you should all watch my video and send it to people who might like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Qh...

YouTube video by Samuel Leigh Making 22 Games in 22 Engines in 44 hours

I released a new video!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Qh...

YouTube video by Samuel Leigh 22 Games in 22 Engines in 44 hours

22 Games in 22 Engines in 44 hours
youtu.be/p8Qhzv7OdDA

I agree, maybe after the video is out of it's discovery period I'll chance the thumbnail to that.

Making thumbnails for a video I'm going to release soon!

Which is best?

I’m in the sleepyzone

I’m zoned out!