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The next man to bail on me last minute is receiving an invoice with billable hours and an environmental service charge to supplement my water bill
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Thanks for all the love and positivity 💕
Thanks pup 😚
they designed him with that body and expected me to grow up straight
@beefwaffle.bsky.social you’re next 😏
Yes very much so
Oh, the cereal is for me. I ordered you the beef platter with a side of meatballs 😏
Nice dickface
I’m still laughing over here 😆
Stronkkkk
May I pet?
If Kirby inhaled you, what superpower would they get?
Now I’m wet 💦💦💦
I see 2 hungry pups waiting to get fed 😋😋
I sits?
Omg no spoilers!
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Happy birthday 🎂
I’d give your big hams a rub down whilst my tongue gets busy between those big cheeks
Damn that pipe is thick 😮💨
That meme still makes me laugh lol
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🫦👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
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🫂 I run cold 🥶
“Swiggity swooty, we’re here for that booty”
