At last! Now they've finally realised what AI is for, perhaps they'll stop trying to foist it on every other aspect of our lives
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At last! Now they've finally realised what AI is for, perhaps they'll stop trying to foist it on every other aspect of our lives
14.10.2025 18:42 β π 100 π 41 π¬ 4 π 4"Language has been verbing for as long as it has languaged." New post on Agatha Christie β as a verb stancarey.wordpress.com/2025/10/11/t...
13.10.2025 18:39 β π 32 π 13 π¬ 4 π 0Β£22 for a burger? Fuck me
13.10.2025 18:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tbf so has every publication on Earth
12.10.2025 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah, London and NYC had loads of EVs (and charging stations!) at the turn of the C20; it was only the discovery of massive oil reserves in the US that made the ICE powertrain substantially cheaper
12.10.2025 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0latest tune from my synth-addled alter ego, Mr. Fist: youtu.be/RERdrGShIdo?...
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i too am surprised and disappointed that the pop singer T. Swift has not included in her new album a sophisticated new literary-critical interpretation of Shakespeare's play The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
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03.10.2025 16:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Never say 'The last time I checked' if you have never, ever checked.
02.10.2025 18:16 β π 81 π 22 π¬ 3 π 2ah, i see the giant plagiarism machines have realized they have no business model other than more and more giant plagiarism
29.09.2025 22:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello my name is ezra klein and today, on my show How Difficult It Is To Be Ezra Klein, i will be talking to a guy about how the most important topic in America today is how difficult it is to be ezra klein
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26.09.2025 11:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my new album, MUSIC FOR SLEEPING CATS, is out today album.link/musicforslee...
26.09.2025 09:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade
Too often people go to university to βexplore research and knowledgeβ
Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'
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18.09.2025 17:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0look, poverty simply can't be an important driver of crime, because i know some honest poor people
15.09.2025 17:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0here i am in the Graun on reasons to be cheerful about the climate www.theguardian.com/books/2025/s...
13.09.2025 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0why are Americans obsessed with going out and "hunting" deer with rifles? like, if no one did that, would the entire country be overrun with deer?
12.09.2025 17:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's interesting to compare the trajectories of Alastair Campbell and Peter Mandelson, one of whom merrily propagandized for an aggressive war that killed hundreds of thousands of people, while the other had regrettable taste in friends
11.09.2025 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Q. Who aligns the aligners?
A. alignmentalignment.ai
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what if America, but they don't keep shooting each other
10.09.2025 19:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This feels like the biggest story from the Guardian's Boris leaks... he took Β£240k from a Venezuelan hedge fund after meeting Maduro. And having denied he was paid.
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does a croupier reshuffle the cards after a hand or does he simply shuffle them
06.09.2025 17:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0an interesting example of the euphemism treadmill being put into reverse. Departments of Defen(c/s)e have always been departments of war, and were so named up until the mid-C20
05.09.2025 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0but the first shuffle is always also called a reshuffle
05.09.2025 19:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0why do they call it a "reshuffle" when it's just a shuffle
05.09.2025 19:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Armani, Armani, Ah-Ah-Armani π€π»π€https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025/sep/04/giorgio-armani-elegant-determined-a-little-unknowable
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