HAPPY 23RD ANNIVERSARY TO THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME
I finished it though because I’m a very brave boy x
“How did you get on at GoApe?”
Me:
I did, I got a cute wee plot beside some IRL friends and we’re ready to do some home makeovers 🥰🙂↕️
Me coming back to reality after spending all weekend playing World of Warcraft x
Like, it’s this serious for me
I just need to be brave and get through 4(!) presentations today then I’m all about Midnight early access this weekend 🙂↕️
There’s something really ironic about being diagnosed with ADHD and then being sent a 26 page report to read about it x
Towel Tuesday is it? I’ll bite x
Me hyping myself up x
Sleepy gym session before a weekend away in Manchester x
Absolutely fucking not, I can barely shit post enough as it is while I’m still alive x
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely posted for Fat Cock Friday.
There’s been at least 3 Mothers so far x
Been observing customer research all week and I’ve been rating participants on scales of either “I’d come out to them” or ”That’s Mother”. Move over Kano model x
I’m entirely impervious to being flirted with. Water off a ducks back. I’ll never even know you’ve tried.
Who approved these characters for UKvsTW Snatch Game? Like wdym you’re Hilter’s gay brother or ”just a unicorn”, make it make sense???
New MUNA drops and suddenly my skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, my vision has been corrected, i’m hydrated and well nourished…
Worked hard over lunch to get a nice upper body pump only to sit off camera all afternoon on Zoom calls 😔✌️
Decided to grow up and add hip thrusts back into my lower days 🍑
Was left to cook for myself tonight
(We do go for a yap and a gossip in the sauna after, I’m not completely rude x)
Love that my pal’s idea of a mate date with me is to take me to the gym, until they realise I stick my headphones on to lift heavy and will then ignore them for the duration of it x
Probably "Oh yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes!" or the phone call where Homer is convincing Lenny to come to the Super Bowl
I fear that the ”new year, new me”-ers are still in the gym and while I love their dedication and motivation for them, I personally hate it for me x
Can’t tell if all my PBs recently are because I’m genuinely getting stronger or because I’ve stopped phoning it in as much with the weights 🏋🏻♂️
Zara Larsson guest judge: 🤠
Ross Mathews regular judge: 😔
#DragRace
I wonder how much I can blame my mental health on being an avid Glee watcher back in the day x
Back to squatting body weight, staying consistent really does do wonders x 🍑
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
