Jeff VanderMeer

Jeff VanderMeer

@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social

NYT bestselling author of the Southern Reach series, including Absolution. Repped by Joe Veltre at Gersh. PNW. he/him

76,672 Followers 1,742 Following 10,852 Posts Joined Jul 2023
10 hours ago

Ever find yourself craving a few cryo-preserved slices of mouse hippocampus when it’s too late to do anything about it?

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12 hours ago

Ironworker here. Every steel bridge moves, almost like a living thing. The calm in crossing one (and in starting across a wobbling beam at heights) is the samurai’s, in full recognition of the temporal nature of existence.

Now enjoy your stroll.

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11 hours ago

cool!

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11 hours ago

a couple other bridges like that were a little scary as a pedestrian, with high wind and cars very fast i guess i got used to neighborhood walking lol.

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12 hours ago

probably for the best

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11 months ago
Spent, pink blossoms in the foreground with out of focus steps leading up in background.
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13 hours ago
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is *this* calming?

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13 hours ago
multicolored flower petal wind spinners victorian street light, bare branch, silver holiday decoration spin de loop roller coaster yellow fire hydrant with googly eyes

Really great cold, rainy day to walk. 2/2

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mossy trees weird mausoleum at oaks bottom with bird murals line of jagged pier stumps in water graffiti on wall with green black tag and little weird city in pinks and blues, through trees

Around Portland. The Springwater Trail is a treasure. Walked 12 miles, much of it wooded. 1/2

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13 hours ago

oh cool!!

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13 hours ago

Heard nothing but good things about her. That's great!

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2 days ago

Comp title pitches = getting out of hand. I read one the other day that was like "The Old Testament meets Gravity's Rainbow mixed with War & Peace" and description was like "follows Crappy Do-Dah, who lives in a Brooklyn apartment peeing with the seat up as he slowly realizes cockroaches can talk."

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14 hours ago
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Would a little guy beebopping up a tree calm ya? Brown creeper at Oak Bottom.

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15 hours ago
Brown cover survival tales book with red flame rectangle plus other stuff, car manual, etc.

Tales of Soggy Adventure and Survival, among others, available free between Tibbets and Brooklyn on SE 35th Ave

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16 hours ago
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need more calm?

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17 hours ago
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your moment of calm

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22 hours ago

This was a situationally-appropriate reference this morning to a scene in @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social's novel Authority.

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1 day ago

Great idea.

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1 day ago

three unknown orcas were spotted in vancouver harbor the past week. mysterious, unidentifiable, possessed of advanced cognitive and navigation skills, no doubt seeking yachts

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1 day ago
Grammarly declined my request to interview CEO Shishir Mehrotra today. But it told me that in response to criticisms, it will allow experts to opt out of the feature by emailing expertoptout@superhuman.com.

I've decided that instead of wasting my own time to see if Grammarly has stolen my name and writing for use their business, I'd just email them to opt out and make them waste some time cleaning up their own goddamn mess.

www.platformer.news/grammarly-ex...

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This one from last summer completely realligned my mood! 🐕

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1 day ago

James Elkins' five-book series continues with Stories, Like Illnesses, book three, in September. Can't wait to read it! These are among the most ambitious novels I've ever read. I would say the second was the most unconventional, but hilarious, profound, beautiful, absurdist, and so, so fascinating.

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1 day ago

Veep x 10

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1 day ago

We've reached the point where you actually have to opt OUT of an author impersonation feature.

Let me tell you the weekslong process my company just went through just to be able to send marketing texts to people. But monetizing a product you're pitching as author coaching? Ok!

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1 day ago

love the soundtrack lol

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1 day ago

So apparently grammarly stole my fuckin identity

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2 days ago

my lord, please direct me as to how my book can serve you. shall it be made into a waffle, to feed thee, or shall i melt it from a steel box into a ploughshare, that thou shall till the land, or should this one that is a stark raving porcupine with wings be made into a rumba? speak now or shaddap.

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2 days ago
A black and white night photo taken with my camera trap. It shows the wall of the house in the background with a railroad tie step on the left of the frame and small landscaping rocks in-between the steps. A hose pipe is coiled unceremoniously on the right side of the frame. A raccoon is standing up close to the wall, perhaps even against the wall. It is facing the camera with its front paws held close together at chest height. Its black face mask and nose are visible. A tiny part of its bushy, ringed tail is also visible. Same spot as the first photo this time the raccoon has its two front paws held down past its chest, it's looking up to the top left. Its teeth are visible through a slightly opened mouth. Same spot as the other two photos as these are consecutive shots from the camera. The raccoon now has its mouth open wider, it is still standing up against the wall as if in a Police lineup. You guessed it, same spot as the other photos, the raccoon is still standing, back against the wall (or very close to it) as if in a lineup. It looks like he, or she, has done this before.

This masked bandit looks like he knows the Police lineup drill. 🤣

Taken with rapid fire photo mode on the Browning Strike Force FHDR camera

#mammals

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2 days ago

Appreciate cogent, well-written analysis in this day and age.

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2 days ago
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Problem Child | Eli Cugini Pixar isn’t just dithering about diversity—it has become visibly scared of children themselves.

very excited for this to be out in the world: i wrote about repressed queerness in Elio, child surveillance in Inside Out 2, the post-Lasseter crisis, and the figure of the child in Pixar for The Baffler

thebaffler.com/latest/probl...

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