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I hear this might upset someone... Oh well

24.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 12

When do We The People repossess his ugly golf course and gold toilets to fund the restoration of Jackie’s rose garden and Eleanor’s East Wing?

23.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I notice he’s going after parts of the White House that β€œbelonged” to First Ladies, and he’s not even bothering to call this melania’s ballroom. It’s disgusting on the face of it, and doubly disgusting when you peel even one layer from the onion.

23.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long black hair and red lips is saying do it again ALT: a woman with long black hair and red lips is saying do it again
23.10.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a news alert on a cell phone - The Economist: β€œWhy, despite abstemious Gen Zs, the booze industry is still going strong”

A screenshot of a news alert on a cell phone - The Economist: β€œWhy, despite abstemious Gen Zs, the booze industry is still going strong”

… because Xillenials & Millenials finally gave up on home ownership, moved in w parents and/or half a dozen roommates, and now have $$ to make life tolerable and full of good wine, fancy at-home cocktails, and massive charcuterie spreads inspired by childhoods full of lunchables and grape juice.

21.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently when a friend is hungover and you offer them a packet of electrolytes, offering flavors like Peach Bellini, Pina Colada, Strawberry Margarita, and Cranberry Cosmo is β€œparticularly sadistic”

28.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The point of reading them was to AVOID living them! Damn, I’m tired.

18.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Angelica Houston in her evil witchy form in the film The Witches

Angelica Houston in her evil witchy form in the film The Witches

It’s uncanny..

28.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A colorful Venn diagram of dystopian literature and films with the ominous β€œyou are here” right in the middle

A colorful Venn diagram of dystopian literature and films with the ominous β€œyou are here” right in the middle

The point of reading them was to AVOID living them.

28.08.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Office coworkers:
Her: β€œI’m having a 3-way tonight.”
Him: horrified and reporting it to HR.
Her in the HR meeting: β€œit’s chili. A 3-way is chili over spaghetti covered in a whole bag of cheese. Has no one in this office ever been to Ohio?”

26.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A flyer with the film festival logo indicating β€œThe Indie Gathering - This Way” with an arrow indicating direction.

A flyer with the film festival logo indicating β€œThe Indie Gathering - This Way” with an arrow indicating direction.

This way points to Columbus Ohio! The Indie Gathering has long been a part of the Cleveland film scene, but the time and circumstances were right for a bold move to a new city, with new opportunities & partners to keep the tradition alive and embrace the next steps in the evolution of the festival!

26.08.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A wooden cutting board covered in a variety of red peppers

A wooden cutting board covered in a variety of red peppers

That’s a spicy 🌢️ cutting board. This is just a tiny fraction of our pepper harvest thus far. Cherry bombs, scotch bonnets, Thai chilis, cayennes, Cajun bells, mini sweet bells, and jalapeΓ±os of course! The poblanos should be ready next week!

#garden #urbangarden #peppers #hotpeppers

22.08.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bumper sticker on the shape of a big blue eyeball on a silver car

A bumper sticker on the shape of a big blue eyeball on a silver car

I don’t have a backup camera, but I’ve got my eye on you…

18.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A poster with an arrow and a logo guiding people to the film festival

A poster with an arrow and a logo guiding people to the film festival

Just got back from the Indie Gathering International Film Festival! Such a great weekend surrounded by passionate creative people!

18.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweets mocking the new White House ballroom by making the comparison with the Capitol in Hunger Games

Tweets mocking the new White House ballroom by making the comparison with the Capitol in Hunger Games

Except Effie Trinket had redeeming qualities…

11.08.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could he generously stop saying things like that? The uninterrupted nausea of being subjected to this kind of crap is becoming tiresome.

07.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A flyer detailing times and signup information for an Actors Monologue Competition at the Indie Gathering International Film Festival in Cleveland Ohio

A flyer detailing times and signup information for an Actors Monologue Competition at the Indie Gathering International Film Festival in Cleveland Ohio

Hey actors… bring your A-Game!

#actorslife #acting #filmfestival #indiefilm #ohiofilm

01.08.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Resisting the urge to ask the IT guy who has been struggling with my printer for half an hour, β€œhave you tried turning it off and back on again?”

I won’t say it. But I’m going to think it really hard and laugh internally.

31.07.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m dying! She’s the cutest!

29.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The system he bought, paid for, and strip mined for funzies.

27.07.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣

27.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9033    πŸ” 2470    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 95

Antimony arsenic aluminum selenium… poisoning pigeons in the park. I grew up road tripping with Tom Lehrer, Ray Stevens, and Victor Borge. Some early Weird Al also started making it into the road trip playlists.

27.07.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Trump administration thinks defunding public media hurts coastal elites, but it’s hitting folks in rural red areas just as muchβ€” if not more.

19.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1490    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 24
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a picture of gollum with the words " you don 't have any friends nobody likes you " below him ALT: a picture of gollum with the words " you don 't have any friends nobody likes you " below him
03.07.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.

19.06.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16418    πŸ” 3191    πŸ’¬ 233    πŸ“Œ 104
A brown tiger cat looks up at the camera

A brown tiger cat looks up at the camera

A brown tiger cat with her paw in someone’s hand

A brown tiger cat with her paw in someone’s hand

First and last photos of my Luma. I picked her up at a rest stop in April of 2018. She passed away this morning after a series of strokes and a long bout of illness. She was my buddy. I’ve known for weeks this was coming, but that doesn’t make it easier.

16.06.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amy Acton targets GOP foes, issues rallying cry in first Ohio gubernatorial ad Dr. Amy Acton launched her first ad of her 2026 gubernatorial campaign

β€œI became a doctor because I refused to look the other way from people who were struggling…And I refuse to look the other way now.”

www.cleveland.com/open/2025/06...

13.06.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1106    πŸ” 270    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10
Woman with rainbow beaded bracelet and rainbow eyeshadow hold rainbow cocktail shaker

Woman with rainbow beaded bracelet and rainbow eyeshadow hold rainbow cocktail shaker

Getting ready to bartend a Pride event! My whole bar kit is rainbow colored, and my boss said I could decorate myself a little too! #bartender #pride #happypride

12.06.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flowering red yarrow plant

Flowering red yarrow plant

Raspberry plants just beginning to grow fruit

Raspberry plants just beginning to grow fruit

Quince tree producing a fruit beneath a wilted flower

Quince tree producing a fruit beneath a wilted flower

Flowering sage

Flowering sage

These days, we have to cling to joy where we find it. I’m finding it in growing things.

#garden #urbangarden #herbs #berries #fruittrees #flowers

11.06.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know she’s lying because her lips are disappearing

11.06.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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