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Hank Braxtan

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I make movies for the dollar bin. Director - Glowzies, Dead Zone, Snake Outta Compton, Chemical Peel, Return of the Ghostbusters 5-Time-Emmy-Loser Veteran, US Army Colorado Avalanche aficionado

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Second place is the first loser.

No Fear

22.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just don't use AI. It's that easy.

09.02.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a police uniform is sitting at a desk typing on a laptop computer . ALT: a man in a police uniform is sitting at a desk typing on a laptop computer .
04.02.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jean-luc picard

26.01.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 176    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

This is why I love the Western Slope.

Every day is the superbowl.

25.01.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You really should try to catch it in a theater. Needs a great sound system because the music is awesome.

22.01.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bet 365's advertising budget seems to be diminished.

22.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The jury is still out on whose lies have hurt society the most. The anti-vaxers or the anti-rinsers?

16.01.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Credit to the director for the perfect cut to the close-up.

09.01.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start your calculations for timewarp.

07.01.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Damn I wish y'all would analyze propaganda as much as y'all analyzing the Stranger Things finale

Damn I wish y'all would analyze propaganda as much as y'all analyzing the Stranger Things finale

And AI and so many other things.

07.01.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My hope for 2026 is that I'll finally be able to see which messages my friends on iPhones are reacting to in my Android.

01.01.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And who can forget the millions of parodies that followed?

18.12.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Headache is always the worst.

13.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've always been a Mortal Kombat guy, but this looks ridiculous in the right way.

12.12.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply can't get over the fact that I have to read and agree to terms and conditions before I can play a video game.

30.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lemme Produce.

05.09.2025 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We quit like 3 episodes in.

03.07.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could have unloaded that cap hit to retain Kadri.

02.07.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kadri > Manson > Girard

02.07.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No fit here, unfortunately.

29.06.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Round 3 would have been assured. Probably SCF.

29.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tropic Thunder put trailer voiceover out of a job.

22.06.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You just can't go into a movie blind in this day and age. Unless you totally avoid the internet, you've got headlines all over the place telling you how to feel about the movie you haven't seen yet. Unfollow.

21.06.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like one of those beer leaguers that clearly has worse technique than you bit still scores more goals.

15.06.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

State of mind.

06.06.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been noticing this. As a filmmaker, I've paid *very* close attention to weather reports in my area over the last decade.

I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out.

It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.

28.05.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't be the only person who has sat through Andor and wondered wtf was going on from scene to scene.

27.05.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shredder's Revenge is a masterpiece.

Just like the 1990 film is.

24.05.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I WAS BORN FOR THIS

24.05.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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