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@archmatt.bsky.social

Another recovering twitter queer. Still figuring my brain out, but cats, some kinks, food, and beard scritches make it happy. 18+

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Latest posts by archmatt.bsky.social on Bluesky

Your hole is incredible. If it flopped here it's a sign that bluesky has become straight and therefore should be destroyed.

16.02.2026 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a character that starts with Y.

11.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.02.2026 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it have pretty graphs?

08.02.2026 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a girl in a kimono is holding a sword in front of a purple light ALT: a girl in a kimono is holding a sword in front of a purple light
01.02.2026 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft, looking great Pav ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค

23.01.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can but hope. There definitely can be a bit of a kudos given to the idea of sleeping with a pornstar. But they are also a person & not all sex they have is going to be work. Why can't they just be a normal person that you slept with, rather than a prize to the none pornstar?

23.01.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from south park with the words that was definitely big points below him ALT: a cartoon character from south park with the words that was definitely big points below him

Because of course we should treat sex workers as Pokรฉmon or something and you get points for who, how many (total) and how many times ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

22.01.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dinner? ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค

15.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a beautiful rose ๐ŸŒน

10.01.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 is fun for imagining the situation. But 1/3 show off the goods ๐Ÿ˜œ
If it has to be only one I'll choose 1

08.01.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd forgotten you had a bridge piercing! Handsome way back then and now, the tattoos are a nice addition though ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜˜

08.01.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, depending on who is involved things might be frothing ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰

03.01.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying mary poppins it is nice to wonderful to see you ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying mary poppins it is nice to wonderful to see you

Watched the second Mary Poppins yesterday and all I can think about is how Ben Whishaw looks like @showoffjonah.com and I'm not mad about this thought ๐Ÿ˜…

03.01.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intrigued and ready ๐Ÿค”

30.12.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas gorgeous x

25.12.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry work is hard at the moment, I know it won't fix the problem or anything, but what you do is important and appreciated by the people you interact with. Even if it's not always clear or obvious. You got this x

22.12.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did have to remind myself what he looked like, but I'm sure he's having a lovely time getting railed.

20.12.2025 09:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And you start doing a video series demonstrating these exercises whilst wearing a jock/thong when?

20.12.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes dog, *pats head*

18.12.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Movie youโ€™ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars(wars nor trek), LOTR, or marvel, Disney animated or pixar.

11.12.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooft ๐Ÿคค

08.12.2025 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need any help working it?

12.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooft ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

27.10.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The video for it in Fantasia 2000 is a lot of fun

20.10.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips ALT: a man is sitting at a table with a plate of food in front of him that says movieclips

Back no contest - front only gives access to one tasty treat, back gives access to two.

20.10.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a tim hortons box with 10 timbits inside ALT: a tim hortons box with 10 timbits inside

Tim's?

13.10.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I take a seat?

03.10.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paha, I did not, that would have been quite distracting.

03.10.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dissertation research? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

02.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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