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“No one GAF about Columbia. We can grow our own coffee beans. Problem solved”

You literally cannot grow coffee in most of America

i memorized all your lines you're like a movie that i love to hate

most unfortunate word to come after "assassination" these days has gotta be "attempt"

you never wanted to stay

I’m detecting a disturbance in the microplastics

i’ve got the resting heart rate of a fucking hummingbird and anytime i open my work email i almost die from anxiety

lexi love is actually my girl omfg

lexi LOVE 🩵

you got me nervous, i'm right at the end of my rope

really all i've got is just to stay pissed off if it's all right by you

when your polycules small but y'all crazy C•SPAN2

i’m only a 5 year old adult i say as i panic about post grad

i was only being kind but you mistook me for weak

tell me how to feel about you now

standing ovation

A pet rat standing up inquisitively next to the caption "This user supports rats and their sublime agenda. Rodent haters unfollow immediately"

god is a woman

every day i think about how the grammys are gonna be a total bloodbath

i don't want to be alone

same lesson again? (come on, give it to me)

idk why i thought i needed to buy a new winter coat but i did and now i kinda regret it

your honor i slept weird last night

just tag me next time

they should invent dreaming that is restful