Alexa (@alexa123) — Bluesky Profile

1 year ago

panel 1: a group of people playing a tabletop game. SOME GUY WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MATTIE BUT A LONG TIME AGO sits next to the DM.
SGWLSLMBALTA: Okaaaay, so! The new character I rolled out is a 6'3" half-orc sorceress. Excited to get playing!
DM: Playing a girl again, huh.
SGWLSLMBALTA: Yeah, why?

PANEL 2: two other players.
PLAYER 2: Can you just come out already? We're supportive.
PLAYER 3: Waiting for you to transition is taking forever.

PANEL 3: SGWLSLMBALTA looks off to the side. Shot over the DM's shoulder.
SGWLSLMBALTA: Hmm? I don't understand what you are all possibly talking about! "Come out." Good one.

PANEL 4: The DM and the two other players contemplate death while SGWLSLMBALTA speaks off-panel.
SGWLSLMBALTA: Anyway...She was actually born a PRINCE! of the realm, but was CURSED by a WIZARD to be a girl...

dungeons and dgenders | patreon.com/lubchansky

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1 year ago

peep the fit

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Three illustrations of an anime woman version of Jimbo, the talking joker from Balatro. She has red clown lips and orange eye makeup, a three-pointed jester hat, short messy blue hair, a blue pointed capelet, orange tights with a white fishnet pattern, red pointed shoes, and a red singlet with black and red-striped sleeves and a plunging neckline.

In the first pose, she reclines with her knees bent, hands behind her head and relaxing with a smug grin on her face. "What a flop!" she sneers.

In the second pose, she's leaning forward, hands clapped together beside her face with an exuberant smile. "You aced it!" she says with glee.

In the third pose, it's a close up of her face, eyes wide and pupils lifeless, expression both stony and piercing, with a glitchy screen behind her showing a failed Balatro run. "C'mon. One more run." she urges.

There's a bonus NSFW sketch of her on Patreon if you're interested! I think she's cute! Balatro is addictive!! Balatroooooo!!

🃏

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This is a screenshot from a 1990s videogame, showing a white man making fists, standing behind a police car. Large letters over top of the image read: ONLY TRUST YOUR FISTS POLICE WILL NEVER HELP YOU

Right now, the U.S. is in a media crisis. Just in the nick of time, I'm starting a newsletter series about understanding media in the twenty-first century. I'll teach you how to challenge and change the messages that our media carries. Let's go. buttondown.com/thehypothesi...

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We can get through it

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Hot Wax 🔥: Arcade puzzler with falling candles 🕯️

punkcake.itch.io/hotwax by @PUNKCAKE_delice #indiegames #sale

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An illustration of a witch reading a storybook to her bunny and bird friends by the window inside their cozy cottage adorned with flowers and books. Outside the window are leaves with the sun shining through them and a mountain overlooking a lake.

cozy storytime 🌱
#art #PixelArt #ドット絵 #イラスト

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I cooked..(almost done)

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Nintendo Switch 2 officially revealed. Nintendo Direct - Nintendo Switch 2 scheduled for April 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=itpc...

NS2 Experience tour dates for the public:

North America:

New York, April 4-6, 2025
Los Angeles, April 11-13, 2025
Dallas, April 25-27, 2025
Toronto, April 25-27, 2025

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Miku Fortnite

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1 year ago

a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way

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I didn’t quite realize I was playing cancellation chicken with my two Monday morning meetings but apparently I have won both rounds 🙃

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Those are not my files I swear

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The Grim Reaper's hobby.

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just a fren

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Fighting-type Mku

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reallly old illustration I did back in 2018(?)

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1 year ago

my biggest 2024 breakthrough: discovering that scarecrows aren't real. crops are just SO much easier to steal now. i used to pull up one or two turnips and run off, but i'm not scared anymore. the only challenge ahead of me in 2025 is to keep from eating so many turnips i give myself a stomach ache

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