Matty Golden mattypi - Bluesky Statics

Maybe I should check out the debt reduction ads I keep getting

04.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t gotten sweaty in a dark warehouse surrounded by hot shirtless men in a while…

02.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Okay I just remembered I have student loan debt but I don’t think of it as debt cause my payments are so low.

02.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I keep getting debt reduction ads on insta but I don’t have debt.

02.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those are pajamas

02.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Help I’m listening to LUX by ROSALÍA on repeat again

24.01.2026 05:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m getting a different vibe 👀

22.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a massage and a lobotomy

22.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I wish y’all were my friends

22.01.2026 04:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woke up with heavy d today :(

21.01.2026 15:16 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to kiss boys

15.01.2026 05:44 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did nap from the moment I got home from work to an hour before my bedtime.

31.12.2025 06:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We forgive you

31.12.2025 06:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No fair

31.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doing this again btw 🫩

30.12.2025 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s only Tuesday and I’m tired like it’s Friday

30.12.2025 15:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this Sniffies?

25.12.2025 04:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uh oh the gays found ai muscles 🫩

25.12.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I barely survived 🥵

22.12.2025 08:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just have to make it through today. Then I can rest for one day.

21.12.2025 15:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally me

21.12.2025 05:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep listening to Rosalía’s LUX even though I have no idea what she’s singing about

21.12.2025 05:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I realize a lot of you probably have no idea what this means 😂

18.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Day 1 of 5 tours in a row! Gonna be zombie mode on Monday, see ya!

17.12.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Crush just posted an AI song to his insta story :(

16.12.2025 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Need a bf so I can put my freezing cold feet on his warm back while we lay in bed trying to go to sleep

13.12.2025 06:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plane tickets should be free if it’s your first time flying to the place.

13.12.2025 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you’re hanging out with 3 of your friends and one of them has not seen a TV show, would you still watch the new, fourth episode of said TV show?

13.12.2025 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Red light

12.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cute suit

12.12.2025 05:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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