Jon Boeckenstedt

People who are applauding Dartmouth: Please tell me where in this statement they actually say, "No thanks, Mr. President."

Because this looks like it was written by a Fox News double talker.

That's not a "no."

When Dartmouth hears they can get more money for capitulating

Exclusive | White House Asks Colleges to Sign Sweeping Agreement to Get Funding Advantage An initial round of nine schools, including Dartmouth, MIT and the University of Pennsylvania, are being asked to sign a wide-ranging “compact.”

Cannot wait for College Board to publicly disavow the policy that would give more money to universities in exchange for requiring the SAT for admission.

Tag me when it comes out.

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YouTube video by Awoingt Kenny Everett Bomb The Bhastrads

Watching Pete Hegseth reminded me of this oldie! 😊
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ne3...

I mean, you know it's a joke, but then you ask yourself, "would this be the dumbest or strangest thing he's ever said in public?" and you suddenly start to wonder.

Someone more tech savvy than I is going to take Hegseth's bat-shit crazy rant this morning, and dub Hitler's screaming German over the top of it and no one is going to notice the difference.

It's amazing how many people seem surprised by this

Suddenly, under-representation is something that needs to be actively addressed.

Huh.

This is a great thread for those who aren’t Terminally Online like the rest of us

I guess this clears it up

It's really a matter of my brain telling me to focus on one thing at a time, I suspect.

Me, thinking:

You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down
You don't have to turn the sound down

Me, ten seconds later, pulling into ATM

<turns sound down>

Trump: We gotta get people to stop talking about the Epstein files.

Mike Johnson: I could make up a crazy-ass story about you being an FBI informant to bring down Epstein and then a couple days later admit I lied.

Bannon: Won't work

Trump: Worth a try, I guess.

John Harbaugh ordering three doubles at the Rose Garden patio bar at 3:00 AM tonight

Dad got him an internship on Epstein Island

I loved your hotel until you sent me 32 emails reminding me to fill out a survey to rate my most recent stay.

Last night Oscar, our "Beagle" grandpuppy, ate some Sauerkraut and wanted more.

He is clearly a German shepherd in a beagle costume.

Do we have legal options with the breeder?

I've long suggested that colleges charge premiums for classes at preferred times, and discount classes at unpopular times to make the most efficient use of the best classrooms.

Pee with caution

That's a lot of weasel words to say "Capitulation."

Totally on brand for College Board, however.

They announced 22K. Doesn't look like that from here.

Where are the Best Fans in Baseball?

The people at the @nytimes.com just refuse to acknowledge how the Constitution works

Notre Dame has not won a football game since a Villanova grad became Pope.

Narrator: The recipient of this email was not, in fact, worried about Tay-Tay's artistic output.

The Lamentation, Anonymous (Georgian), 1470, 📸 by Alex Kim

Of all the things I don't understand, how Flickr chooses its Photos of the Day is the most don't understandious.

The art of Passive Aggressive