Stoatally Yote!

Stoatally Yote!

@acoyotestoaty.bsky.social

40 | Rambunctious stoat moonlighting as a coyote | Bouldering, baking, dogs and more | SFW + NSFW account | πŸ”ž due to nudes and likes/reposts | πŸ’™ @scarletscritch.bsky.social

953 Followers 380 Following 732 Posts Joined Sep 2023
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Another dnd characters they're a marten

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Ignorant people want simple answers to complex problems, and those in power are more than happy to take advantage of that.

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2 days ago

Can't wait for the internal x-ray shots right next to the internal cumshots in my furry porn. πŸ™„

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5 days ago

I can tell the previous work week really took it out of me. It's been a weekend of "being too hard on myself" and feeling helpless.

Here's to some STS2 and homemade carrot cake quelling those feelings.

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1 week ago

Don't worry - I'm calling myself out too :3

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1 week ago

Starts sentence with "fun fact"
Proceeds to share fact that is indeed the complete opposite of fun

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1 week ago

Record turnout for the Democratic primary this year. Proud of you, Texas.

We need that energy and more come November.

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Did the thing. Always do the thing.

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1 week ago
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Not even Nordstrom Rack can resist the allure of furry-coded graphic tees.

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1 week ago

Crazy that she'll be 12 this year. 😯

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1 week ago

This trend will only grow as more people adopt deliberate, thoughtful social media curation over letting the algorithm take the wheel.

It's a good reminder for the betterment of one's mental health.

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1 week ago

I never learn my lesson, working too hard on projects/chores over the weekend just to hit the work week and be over it by 9am.

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1 week ago
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My little yard helper

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1 week ago
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Me in a nutshell πŸ’€

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2 weeks ago

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

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a flag on top of a snow covered hill with the word thants below it ALT: a flag on top of a snow covered hill with the word thants below it
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Drinking the tamest IPA tonight just to hit "meets expectations" on the dad report card.

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2 weeks ago
A four panel comic strip. Panel one: text reads β€œI love drawing my scrungly guys at the computer.” A coyote is shown looking at the viewer over his shoulder whilst typing at a computer. Panel two: text reads β€œBut what are they computing?” A close of view of a badge on the computer reading β€œCBM- Coyote Business Machines.” Panel three: text reads β€œMaking a game? Drawing up a budget? Home automation?” The coyote says, β€œI use the computer to communicate!” Panel four: a close view of the computer screen, showing a simple program written in Basic: β€œ10 print β€œyip” 20 goto 10” Run Yip Yip Yip Yip Yip
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2 weeks ago

We use a whiteboard to manage our tasks for the week/month and that helps us tremendously.

Also if you're devoting more time to working out consistently then it'll take time to meld that into existing routines so be sure to give yourself some grace there!

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If in office, stay late. If WFH, work through lunch.

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2 weeks ago

Both are definitely true. 😌

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2 weeks ago

Please I am begging people to not fall into the "well that sucks but *shrug* red state gonna red state" line of thinking.

Kansas has a DEMOCRATIC governer and the state legislature and Republican AG who she beat did a complete end-around on her to make trans people illegal. This is so fucked up.

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2 weeks ago

My mouth is watering just by seeing it again.

He did a phenomenal job (as always). πŸ’™

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2 weeks ago

Its brutal. Been tough watching friends/loved ones go through the wringer. Even references aren't a sure thing in this job market.

Sending good vibes your way. πŸ«‚

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2 weeks ago
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A commission spot is open for summer 2026 completion!! πŸ₯³πŸ‘€

Heads start at $2000 USD
Partials -$2600 USD

As always, any likes or shares helps us smaller makers get out there πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

To apply, please fill out this Google forum

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

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2 weeks ago
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A new week, a new set of meals.

- Turkey burgers with roasted sesame broccoli for dinner yesterday
- White chicken chili for lunch today
- Herby tofu pasta with red peppers for dinner today

And now, chana dal with riced cauliflower for the next few lunches.

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2 weeks ago

Spent yesterday organizing my favorited music, and it has me grinning how bucketed it is between my two sonas.

The stoat is super high energy. Lots of dance music and bubble pop. Living in the here and now.

The coyote is heavily acoustic. Major emphasis on storytelling. Much more pensive vibes.

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2 weeks ago

πŸ₯° See you at the con later??

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3 weeks ago
A painting of a coyote, sitting and hunched over, covering one eye with a front leg and peering coyly at the viewer with the other.

Coy-ote 🫣

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2 weeks ago
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I need to invest in some new tanks but at least I've got a cool hat. 🌡

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