:(){ :|:& };: ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ's Avatar

:(){ :|:& };: ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@calificio.bsky.social

Antonio. Italian ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น. Live in London ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง. Lead Data Engineer ๐Ÿ“Š Rubik's Cube addicted. In fruit and vegetables I trust. Spark ๐Ÿถ dad ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿป

1,105 Followers  |  439 Following  |  445 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  1.7953

Latest posts by calificio.bsky.social on Bluesky

Folks, wish me good luck for last interview for a Principal Role.

14.11.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just arrived in Copenhagen. It's already quite difficult being here. Tomorrow's visit to Claus graveyard will undoubtedly be a very difficult but necessary experience.

07.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The most important thing at the conference has been me looking good during the interview

05.11.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why in my Linkedin bubble is everyone talking about a Coffee Shop named Lap?

27.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Btw I forgot to post this

26.10.2025 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
21.10.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

21.10.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My gate is so far that there are not even vending machines

17.10.2025 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Ah yes Flink

16.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

And done
I've presented my very first talk at #FlinkForward

15.10.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Btw London been the city so far where I lived the most since I became financially independent - just for clarification we are talking about 2 years and a month ๐ŸŽ‰

17.09.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
16.09.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10484    ๐Ÿ” 4408    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 232
Post image

"Can you imagine a world without USA?"

17.09.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird thing
I got a 100$ Amazon gift card
But based in UK I cannot redeem it

So I'm selling it for around 60 pounds (ยฃ)

Anyone interested maybe?

You're pretty much get a 100$ Amazon card for 80$

12.09.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

I'm gonna put it here too
But 12 years ago I recovered from anorexia

11.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my current fav apps is @bettersleep.bsky.social

I use it just to mix a lot of different good to sleep sounds.

I didn't think it would have made a difference but it actually does really well to snooze off my brain.

I don't need any analytics for my sleep, so I just pay for the sound subs.

11.09.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no...
Anyway, today is a nice and sunny day

11.09.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instagram is showing me so much trash recently and I'm not sure how to get out from that mess

10.09.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's such a shame Scala Lang became such a rotten language due the community

Still it's one of the best language around.

07.09.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LinkedIn telling me that I'm a top applicant for a job I got an automated rejection email after I submit my CV was indeed on my bingo list

04.09.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So new phone means avoiding some of doom scroll app I used to have

03.09.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do sometimes miss buying a whole box at release of a new MtG expansion

01.09.2025 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When they gave me, they also provided some pin code that I had no idea what was for. Apparently it was for registering my Italian ID as an electronic/online ID. So I did it. And thanks to this I was able to register myself against the SPID i.e. I could get my Italian eSim

31.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But if you're not, yep, it can be a nightmare.
Obviously I never had to deal with it, since I left Italy almost 10 years ago.
So I started looking around on how I could do it - thank god last year I have been to the Italian embassy to request my new Italian ID since my old one expired

31.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, my Italian provider before doing wants to verify your identity. How? Go to a store - indeed not a thing since I should go back to Italy - or prove your identity online.
Italy a few years ago released an online tool for doing exactly this, the SPID.
now if you're Italian you know already

31.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't understand how probably some god actually today decided to bless me.
So I bought the pixel 10 - it doesn't support physical sims.
Currently I have an English number (eSim) and an Italian phone number (physical).
I checked online if I could move my physical Italian SIM to an eSim and yes

31.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@londonfurs.bsky.social may I ask you for a RT maybe there are some artists out there that need this

30.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

And every single year since 2005

29.08.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any RT would be appreciated
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

29.08.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Artists in London that could use this better than I have ever done?
Selling for 60ยฃ
50 if you're a furry artist

28.08.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

@calificio is following 20 prominent accounts