Dystopos

And Project 2025’s solution is to take down local city councils.

I also like to surprise people with a circumflex flex.

AFL & NFL to be contextually-specific.

In B’ham’s case they’ve already established through bickering over min. wages that cities exist “at the will of the legislature”.

There’s also the suggestion (by Kevin Roberts) for GOP state governments to de-charter their more liberal capital cities and manage them as “state municipal districts.”

George Wallace is credited for regretting his stances, which he had greedily adopted by seizing the ring of racism’s power from John Patterson.

Thing is, I’m not here to judge his soul. Let us faithfully describe his use of power, and let his actions speak for themselves.

At least one of which will now need to represent at least two minority constituencies.

Proportionally reducing the overall board by 25% and the reserved seats by 40%.

* perhaps by drinking too much Shelby County corn

If you were to line up the 3 branches of the US government and the 3 branches of Alabama’s government, and rank them by their achievements for the good of Alabama, the federal courts raced out well in front in the mid-20th century and are only recently* beginning to stumble over their own feet.

By gum, you’ve cracked it.

What if it’s “crooks” who just happen to also be conservatives with crypto companies?

Only if they’re married.

The sex I mean.

Weed’s still a no-no.

Pretty nice waterfall tho!

Am I remembering the Harlem Globetrotters and Mama Cass on Gilligan’s Island with the Scooby-Doo gang and maybe Batman?

CNBC Lora Kolodny article: Tesla must pay portion of $329 million in damages after fatal Autopilot crash, jury says Key Points A jury in Florida determined that Tesla should be held partly liable for a fatal 2019 Autopilot crash. The company must pay a portion of $329 million in damages to victims and a survivor, including compensatory and punitive damages. Tesla had argued that the driver’s behavior was to blame for the fatal crash, while plaintiffs claimed Tesla’s Autopilot technology was flawed and deceptively marketed.

Elon tweet: "Teslas can drive themselves!"

Two days ago: Tesla has to pay hundreds of millions of dollars for deceptively marketing Autopilot in a way that falsely made people think it could drive the car by itself.

Today: Elon Musk "Teslas can drive themselves!"

This is like saying that with the phase-out of buggy whips we won’t be needing tanners any more.

Yes!!!! Plenty of people are literally on record about who was there you could simply believe them and care

Or possibly as an inspirational mural for a classroom wall in a struggling school that agrees to adopt a local business-owner’s free-market capitalism curriculum in exchange for him paying the overdue power bills.

This would work great as a poorly-engraved frontispiece to a late 19th century crackpot religious manifesto.

John Denver, to himself:

“I need a phrase to sum up life, but it needs to rhyme with ‘fiddle’.

No… I’ve already used ‘griddle’…”

Among the many things not understood here is the purpose of railings.

Extending the death penalty to this crime could put children in danger | Alabama Reflector The sexual assault of a child is horrifying. But making it a capital offense could further traumatize victims, discourage reporting, or worse.

My column this week. Alabama officials who want to impose the death penalty for child sexual assault — an inarguably ghastly crime — should look at why SCOTUS banned it in 2008. Not because capital punishment would be bad for abusers, but because it could be bad for victims and abuse reporting.

The image could hardly have resulted from an earnest attempt to depict a great American car. Nor could it have survived any review at all if it weren’t intentional. That’s my read.

I will assume that they fully intended the trolling.

I mean, officially it will be Rubio…

And how did that one work out for the planet?

And why is he so fixated on being “allowed” to do things? It’s almost like he can’t understand any reason to do anything except that “they let you do it.”

I don’t think the exit lane is as wide as you’d need it to be.

Impeach the motherfucker.

The Shining (by station wagon)

Die Hard (by white-knuckler)

The Terminator (by time travel)