It was meant to say #angry #student #noises but yeah also that one.

Student: Why can't I just use #Chatgtp to write my essay?
Me: Can you lift 500kg with your own arms or would you use a forklift?
Student: Forklift
Me: So would you say "I can lift 500kg" or would you say "I can use a forklift"?
Student: *angry stupid noises #teacherlife #ai
#sixseven #skibidi

Catch the ball. Dispose of it. End of play.

Bomb baths not childrens

I dont know what an EGOT is but you totally flashed me back to childhood reminding me that Maggie Smith was in Clash of the Titans.

All of them. They're Australian.

Aww typical tourist. You missed the best box noodle in the entire country when you skipped Kung Fu Noodle. $12 for a combination chow mein that will knock your sox off (adjust for inflation and possible business closures since 2015)

Anyone out there please can you tell me wtf they talkin bout? I'm a positive, pro life guy who never dreamed of spewing up a nice meal to stay thin. What I Do?
#censored
#huh
#noidea
#suicideisbad
#anorexiaisbad
#israelisbad

Good thing you aren't IN Australia. We have laws against this sort of fraud.

Happy October 7th. Let's all agree that the death of 1200 colonisers is better than the death of 64000 humans.
##HappyOct7
##FreePalestine

An engaging news story.

Zzzzzzzzz

His bum-chin speaks volumes about his character.

When you're watching #alienearth and you have the annoying feeling you've seen that guy somewhere before...
#adrianedmonson
#theyoungones
#shitchatgtp

I feel sorry for the #meatmaster girlfriend. You can see her more worried about keeping him balanced than anything else. Manchild who never learned to regulate his emotions. Imagine living with this guy? #mkr

I continue to buy magnets from temu without knowing why. Did my mum take panadol? #autism

Nope. Those gold short-shorts disqualified her. I don't make the rules.

We call it panadol here sport. It gave me autism.

You failed Christianity

Fun fact. It's the best over the counter drug to take for suicide, as an overdose destroys your liver.

No thank you

It's done. You failed Christianity.

It happened. No one was good enough.

Maybe she's just not a dickhead?

Soda stream too.

Those things are useful, helpful and pleasand. He's not.

'Abuser releases domestic pets to be killed.' Fixed it for you, morons.

The Aussies in Death Stranding 2 are much friendlier

The one introduced pest that still makes a profit for the government.

Did you know that unlike other introduced pests, they can't be culled without a permit?