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@hergyschmergy.bsky.social

Gay and large, living in the bad place (Washington DC). Posting anything and everything. NSFW account πŸ”ž

378 Followers  |  442 Following  |  359 Posts  |  Joined: 19.10.2024  |  1.9759

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I need a big group of friends to do a Mario Party group Halloween costume with

04.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to share an Opinionℒ️ but then I saw how @modernretrobear.bsky.social got crucified so I think I’m going to keep my mouth shut πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

03.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved 😀

02.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So when the Epstein files come out, then what? Are the democrats just gonna do that thing where they wag their finger and whine about how awful trump is? Or is it going to be different somehow?

30.09.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for shouting

29.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BIG MEN WHERE DO YOU SHOP TO LOOK CUTE AND DONT SAY FUCKING KOHLS OR SOME SHIT 😫

29.09.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

That ending to that fucking Packers/Cowboys game just felt like the most unsatisfying orgasm ever… what the fuck…

29.09.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about Penn State is that they will absolutely choke at the end of a game. Also, I don’t get the Allar hype, he just looks so timid.

28.09.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§ŽπŸ»β€β™‚οΈβ€βž‘οΈ

27.09.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not leaving the couch for the rest of the weekend πŸ˜“

27.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well yes

26.09.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m tired of hearing the word β€œunprecedented”. Nothing is unprecedented. Nothing surprises me any more.

25.09.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to maintain my sanity this week.

23.09.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m crying

21.09.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My workouts have plateaued over the past few months and I’m pretty sure it’s because I stopped going so hard with my protein intake. Today was my first day back to hitting all my macros… I feel bloated as fuck, how do y’all consistently eat this much protein 😩

20.09.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Chicago 😊

17.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent the weekend in Baltimore and realized how relaxing it is to be in a city that doesn’t have feds with rifles on every corner

15.09.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Vikings offense is so hard to watch…

15.09.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just locked in so hard for the Gaga DC presale

12.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone I’m fb friends with (I know, ew, I’m still on Facebook) was like β€œI fear this is just the beginning of the political violence”. Like girl, be absolutely for real

11.09.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit

11.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anywho I’m still trying to put on more muscle, 133 workouts so far this year. Tried pre workout for the first time today, idk if I liked it… just felt loopy and buzzy, didn’t really get any kind of boost

10.09.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To all of the people posting "political violence has no place in this country," political violence in this country would like a word.

10.09.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5380    πŸ” 857    πŸ’¬ 297    πŸ“Œ 64
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She passed away?

10.09.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait…

10.09.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of virtue signaling on the timeline right now is crazy

10.09.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been to uproar on sunday for beer bust but haven’t seen games on ever… they might be playing it on the first floor though, idk

08.09.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ABSOLUTE. CINEMA. πŸ™ŒπŸΏ

The Bills rally back from a 15-point deficit in the 4th quarter to stun the Ravens on a game-winning field goal.

08.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 25

Ceedee Lamb doing everything except winning me my TD parlay last night 😀

05.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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