Sam Leach

Kevin Spacey. Middle-class ennui released in the same *month* as Fight Club. The macho neighbor villain is insecure because he’s gay. A 17yo actress is topless in it. This made sense to people once upon a time.

American Beauty is the funniest “they couldn’t make this today” movie ever. You’d be embarrassed to defend any part of it on artistic merit.

-We will now explain the rules of the *XOXO Game*, so listen carefully...

-When you move your reticle over one the nine boxes--we'll call these *Despair Cubes*--you must use the X button to place an 'O' (confusing, right?!) in time with the music, but only if you have the right *Truth Nuke* selecte

Reading Danganronpa mini-game instructions (it's explaining tic-tac-toe)

When the One Piece Film Z credits hit:

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

drawings of Jill Valentine from resident evil in 3 different eras, on the left in her outfit from resident evil 3 with the skirt and sweater, center in her STARS uniform, and to the right in the remake outfit with elbow pads and jeans

Happy Valentine's Day 💙

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

プリンちゃんは手作りチョコを渡すだろうな！！🍫💝

Include this as an optional feature like the PS1 memory cards.

Honestly if it’s like Max Payne/Stranglehold I can dig it.

Metal Gear Solid Master Collection Vol. 2 announced- MGS4 + Peace Walker

out August 27th

Maybe they didn’t know they had caps lock on and used Shift+I?

I think about this a lot with Chainsaw Man. Clearly its approach to sexuality is deeper than the surface but that means people overcorrect to make sense of it. Like for the writing to be “smart” the uncomfortable emotions *must always* be the fault of a villain or system and never the human heart.

Do people not relate to solipsism at all? Do people not find interest in the self at all? Is truth not a delicate, fleeting emotion that melts from the heat of your hand as you cradle it?

I was lukewarm on Marty Supreme but it definitely warrants more credit than people dividing into camps to argue that it’s either ultra-literal or ultra-calculated in its criticism of its main character.

Sometimes media literacy is just about believing two things can be true at all.

祝２７周年

can you guys watch this frame for a while and make sure nothing happens I'm gonna be gone for like a minute

Shuffle or Boogie! #ffviii

Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair title screen.

Been feeling like any day now I’m going to happen upon spoilers for this game. Best to go in blind while I still can.

Episode 905, “Gokoku Sovereign-Tea” (with Isaiah Colbert) — The One Piece Podcast This week we’re covering One Piece Chapter 1173 with Isaiah Colbert!

Episode 905, "Gokoku Sovereign-Tea" with @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social is online now for #OnePiece1173!

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U.S. Congressional Candidate Kat Abughazaleh at a podium after her federal indictment, speaking out against federal fascism and authoritarianism.

We're proud to announce that @katmabu.bsky.social will be on our podcast to talk about One Piece, her campaign, and the importance of fiction during these trying times. The episode will be available on Thursday 2/12!

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Kat's campaign: www.katforillinois.com

Someone stop Dabura for the love of God

frieren ✨🩵