[Rihanna] We found love in container store
That's not what dexterity means
Don't understand why I feel so bad today
I need to be something else
Okay let's actually hear them though
I have dying man syndrome
There's a leaf on ur face
Help
me on the commune (in my imagination): i have written more poetry for everyone
me on the commune (reality): please don't yell at me again. i'll work the butter churn
dear diary i am about to start killing
Taco Bell’s Canon in D
Thar's something fucked up is happenig
No offense
People who refer to themselves in the 3rd person in alt text should be banned from this app then rounded up and put in a zoo
They should add a feature where you can pick the only 50 people you get notifications from
So fuckeng sick of notifications
First they came for the fuckers and I said nothing
At the fuckers
Such a good draft
delicious food is like damn.... this tastes lowkey good fr
Suboptimal shit is like yooooo... this could be optimal... except it's sub that... damn...
It’s been disciplined
These fuckeng muppets dude
My bathtub doesn’t respect me
That’s an improvement for Dasani
Be careful
Crab Man should start a movie review blog called Tubi Honest
I khanate eggs press my truey motions
