James Parker

a cartoon character wearing a scarf and a jacket is standing in front of a fountain ALT: a cartoon character wearing a scarf and a jacket is standing in front of a fountain

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of Gru"

ALAN's made a sales blunder again!

Really he promote this during the summer when the temperature is high, not in the winter when the temperature is cold.

But his loss is your gain, as you can get one of the nicest and bestest games ever well-cheap.

Brutal Base Texture Pack by Shallow Thinking Games Retro texture pack in the style of 90s/00s shooter games.

The Brutal Base texture pack is OUT NOW for all your grimly concreted environment needs!

shallowthinking.itch.io/brutalbasepack

80 authentically 90s/00s diffuse textures plus extra FX stuff in three formats to meet your needs, great for retro stylings.

#indiedev #gamedev #lowpoly #gameassets

Yeah. I appreciate that yours was true, but I didn't have a proper example of my own to share :)

Fights in Tight Spaces started out as an Only Fools and Horses game

This looks amazing. You should dot dot dash to the Steam store right now and purchase it!

It would please me... if you came to Maraoke next Friday 21st at @loading.bar Stoke Newington! Tickets at maraoke.com/booknow!

[Video Description: crowd of people singing along to Dua Lipa's Houdini, but written about Luigi's Mansion, at Maraoke]

"Full Steam Undead" is some phenomenal naming!

But it's nice to finally get some recognition!

I have my good and bad days, but sometimes it just aligns with my technique. I never get "flawless" because I use auto-tick.

little corners is officially out now on Steam with 15% off for the next 14 days

🌷8 cozy themed rooms
🌻over 1,500 hand crafted stickers
🌱24 hidden stickers to discover
🌸3 beautiful music tracks
🌼heaps of customisation options!

we can't wait to see what you create!

I'd have put Crank 2 in instead of The Mechanic, but horses for courses.

"It's important to assume that every game company has a small collection of plushie llamas in their meeting room"
- me, using my sample of one to extrapolate the behaviours of an entire industry

I'm getting adverts for a very specific bus route in Bristol (the number 36). Which is both too targeted, and also absolutely no use to me as I don't live on the 36 bus route.

I hope this is something I can blame on AI.

The Lumines Arise logo which does all of the above

If I were lumines I would not have a title that looks like it says arse, on a logo that looks like an arse, positioned over an arse

Earlier on at Monument a man darted out between traffic and was inches away from being splattered by a double decker bus. The dozens of people at the pedestrian crossing - to a person - said "fuckin' hell" and I haven't felt that level of national pride since 2012.

Thumbnail from a YouTube video entitled "My Best Shots, Edgar Wright" but it looks a bit like "My Best Shits" from which hilarity ensues.

I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking it's a video where Edgar Wright says something like, "Michael Wood Services after a big hotel breakfast and a long drive, the relief was immense"

When he's wearing his sunglasses, Mike McDaniel looks like someone who would piss of John Wick without fully acknowledging the ramifications

Fixed it

That's also me!

Maybe it assumes you brought your own receipt, which is why you rejected their kind offer of one.

Weird thing to say in a Hyrule Warrior review...

Presumably at some point it was called "The Great British Cast Off" but for various reasons they didn't do that but they clung on hard to the memory

Troy, a ginger tabby, sit with one paw folded on a copy of The Observer, in which Mindset is running from today.

Mindset, a puzzle so pure it would work in a newspaper, is now in a newspaper. The Observer started running it today.

Cat for scale.

(You can play the digital version in browser at mindset.game, or grab the app at mindset.game/app)

And we're all just fine with "Bustin' makes me feel good", are we?

Luckily for you, we all know that you're full of shit regardless of the date!

Jason Statham advertising cashmere on a big poster in Milan Linate airport

Thanks to Milan for making me feel immediately at home on my arrival.

Frights in Tight Spaces: Out now! 🎃

Confront ancient and mysterious forces that reside in an abandoned manor, in which lethal traps, ghastly ghouls, and other unspeakable horrors lurk around every corner...

➡️ s.team/a/4091260

You spend years trying to establish your reputation as "the jock" of the UK games industry and it's all ruined in a single afternoon of wholesome biscuit decorating!

@jonbois.bsky.social I have an NFL question: Scott Hanson always refers to the "BLUE Medical Tent" implying the existence of other medical tents of different colours for other purposes. Is there - for example - an orange medical tent players go to when their feelings are hurt?