David Barker

I realise they don't care but I'd have more respect if they just said "yep I did it for a bucketload of cash". These pathetic attempts to justify their greed are embarrassing.

I can't take it anymore.

We haven't even got hover boots.

Them 8 inchers do indeed look like they would require 31% less force to cut (good serrated edging) but I'm not having it for them 5 and a quarterers. They look like they'd need 12% MORE force to cut!

Pigeons may talk in a Boston accent but they think in Welsh language.

Veronica by Elvis Costello.

The ties that blind.

Eve of destruction.

Heated Rear Window.

The problem is they don't mind being called fascists, they're proud of it.

It's a "wonderful" life.

Thank you for this important clarification.

Calpol gives you herpes. I had Calpol as a child and now...well...you know.

JRM proves what a Muppet he is.

I only got ruptured.

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

But they're still not free!

Perhaps a more realistic goal would be 'I'm going to consider the possibility of trying not to pee in my pants'.

A bath fart does smell different. I call it 'Rinsedwind'.

Stiff Little Finger

It reverses the polarity of the neutron flow.

The right wing has made the working class angry by telling them lies. The left wing's job should be to make the working class angry by telling the truth.

Please don't get a job in the Bounty factory.

Gary and Furious.

Finally, a definitive answer provided by an authoritative source. Thank you.

Left evidence in my dreams and in my car.

YouTube video by waydetheblade THE SANTAIRS: FINGERING A PIGEON {Digitally Remastered}

youtu.be/Xbs0rFiKV4c?...

There was evidence in my dreams and in my car. Oh-a Oh-a.

I'm a Brit. Happy to hoot but reluctant to holler just yet.

Farting at Will.