scrambled

Anything to keep me off of LinkedIn

And there’s 18 seasons!

A-list star to play SF Giants fan in movie that’s already generating Oscar buzz His character is a pessimistic Giants fan who hates the Dodgers. Relatable.

Your post inspired me to look, here’s what I found: www.sfgate.com/giants/artic...

Oh, totally.

Exactly.

You get it.

I just want to be sooo lovely to you. I want to give you all the things, whatever they are. I want to be so fucking close to you. I wanna sweetheart alllll over you. I think you’re great, the greatest! And I wanna do a bunch of stuff for the sole purpose of making you happy.

Fuckin’ same!

I need to be hit by a bus, like, 10 years ago.

Omg, Chicken!! 🤣😂🤣 truly my most important charity work!

Finished a pack today that I bought for “that time of the month” and think I’ll try to last 3 weeks before the urge overtakes me again and buying some is the better alternative to starting a Fight Club with everyone I meet.

Dean Cain in an abandoned phone booth, sewing a second S onto his old uniform...

No, the dog’s fur is not white. He was born in Tijuana, his previous owners were Hispanic, and I’m pretty sure he understands Spanish. Maybe it’s you, the human, who is racist 🙄

To the people who called my dog “white” and a racist for barking at them as they jogged by *his* house, fuck you. He’s a dog. He barked at a blonde white lady walking by not 5 minutes before you. Fucking get over yourselves. Not everything is whatever’s happening in your dumb fucking mind. Stupid.

This is why he played a gross and toxic boyfriend to Maria Bamford’s character on the Netflix show Lady Dynamite. Just a truly rotten individual showing his true colors, no real acting required.

“Say that shit with your chest” like, yes Doeiichi, I think I will!

Do you like Victorian steampunk, historical science, and turn of the century feminism? You’re in for a treat!! Cheesy, definitely a comfort watch in these trying times. If you’ve ever watch Degrassi or other Canadian teen shows of the 2000’s you may recognize a lot of the guest stars.

Glorious.

At least a pussy can take a pounding. This guy? Not so much.

Well shoot

I don’t know how to have close, personal relationships for an extended period of time, and at this point I’m too weird and stitched together by trauma to figure it out.

nope! dont like that!

My college library had these at their little coffee shop for $3 in 2016 and I liiiived on them!

It’s TERRIBLE! 🤣

Around that same time, when I was a kid, we could get tickets to Oakland A’s games for $1 🥲

This is a plot point in the Canadian show Murdoch Mysteries 😂

Finding out your neighbor of 4 years worked with your ex-bf from a decade ago’s father in the movie industry? A very LA experience.

If it’s good enough for Mother Nature, it’s good enough for us!! 😘

Came here to say this. Vaginas are gorgeous, Georgia O’Keefe made a whole career out of them.

Trump’s face looks more like a withered ballsack slathered with self tanning lotion.

Say goodbye to a shit ton of jobs at theme parks, resorts, travel agencies, and tour companies. Good luck cooking the books on those unemployment numbers, you fat fuck.

Me, when my roots are grown out 😝

I don’t think it is. I can acknowledge that there are very specific, rare instances where boys are targeted by predators, but it’s not a significant part of their existence in our society. And I think saying it is, is incredibly offensive to women and girls.

Fuck off.