scram🅑🅞🅞‘dmegs 👻

scrambledmegs (@scrambledmegs@beige.party) 61 Posts, 48 Following, 28 Followers · LA cartoonist, with an Oakland booty.

(Whispering) Mastodon is actually great now…

Not leaving here just yet, but feel free to follow me if you’re over there, too.

beige.party/@scrambledmegs

"Over a certain follower count people should stop treating you like a person, and instead treat you like an organisation" or some shit

Girl, that’s Reptar! 😂

let a girl live, damn

Winona ryder heathers cigarette

Mariners win

🤣

My bff sings this lyric when we’re talking on the phone and she wants to change the conversation back to herself 💀

I think my phone is too old to use Mastodon. Which is fitting, maybe I am too.

a book with an attached guy with his back facing us and facing towards the ocean on the beach that is illustrated on the book. The book title is 'me giving up and walking into the ocean with all of my clothes on' and in a starburst 'i mean, seriously just fuck it all...'

Wow, why didn’t the first 7 deals stick? 😏

Limerence?

a man with a beard wearing a hat and a camo jacket Alt: a man with a beard wearing a hat and a camo jacket gives a smug smile, narrow side eye, shakes his finger at the camera, and points at it, mouthing “this guy!”

You rascal!

Ooh, I can see it! I wonder if it’s the LA/child actor background they share.

Personally looking forward to it.

Makes sense, they also went pastrami on rye.

Everyone’s listed most of the obvious choices, so to be subversive and upset the old heads, Sabrina Carpenter! She modern, creative, and has such a specific sense of humor. Her comedic timing in song is super refreshing. She’s the real deal.

Been there, done that.

If it was gold, I’m not sure he’d mind 😐

Would 😩

Oh dang, did Netflix bring back Sense8?

The institutional knowledge women have in regards to cleaning blood stains would cross all gender lines and hydrogen peroxide would be $20 a bottle?

they should invent something u can smoke that heals everything in ur body

I did it again!!

Hope your day is beautiful, too! 🌼💕

The “company culture” feels a lot like passive aggressive hazing, actually. I’ve had more considerate bullies than these coworkers. I’ve met pets who communicated better. Literal rats have expressed their needs more politely than you fucking people 😒

RIP Montreal Expos, now the Washington Nationals 🥲

Crewsky for boaters

Shoesky for loafers

No no no, the problem is POOR people!

Mi amore!