The sentence “Separately, I am also working to save the Great Salt Lake, in Utah, which, in a short period of time, if nothing is done, will have no water.” needs to go into the comma usage hall of fame.
Much like his presidency, it’s confusing and unexpectedly dark
I think it's a pretty grim state of affairs that it's not the bombing little girls or the poisoning of a major city that will cause political backlash in the US but god forbid bubba can't fill his lifted f-250 and people will finally start caring.
No, washed is living in California and seeing someone’s converted garage renting for $2500 and being asked to make 3x the rent to be approved
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
I don’t even know why I apply for jobs when they always go to people with famous dads
I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.
If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.
BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.
This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.
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Yeah I'm bisexual I wanna fuck Bigfoots and draculas
So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right
Severe case of Republican Dad Face
Trump: yeah gas is expensive. Go fuck yourself that’s why. Americans are gonna die. I could not give half a shit.
Democrats: well it was tough but we found a bunch of candidates that will definitely lose to that guy, somehow
Guarantee this is entirely about her luxury plane usage and not her actual handling of DHS. He can’t stand the idea of one of his flunkies traveling in more luxury than him.
Every time I see a list of Dem senators going along with Trump’s wishes there’s always Tim Kaine.
I have a Smart car and a hybrid and I’m still debating swapping the hybrid for an EV
we live in the stupidest fucking time in history
I feel like Yglesias got so much worse after “cancel culture” became a thing, like he has a massive chip on his shoulder about it. Only logical conclusion is he has some massive skeleton in his closet that’ll break free one day, and it will be glorious.
Hmmm now why could he be against abortion? Surely there’s not some ulterior motive beyond protecting unborn lives…
The lil guy represents the 1%
A Texas republican primary in 2026 is basically that libertarian debate where they jockey for who hates seatbelts the most, but with life on earth instead.
is it a good sign when the uniform response to a classified briefing is basically everyone immediately doing a vertical video about it in which they spend most of the time screaming that we’re all gonna die?
Not surprising considering how vocally against Trump he’s been on some issues. It’s a big tent party, as long as the tent is exclusively Nazis
BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
this guy is the forrest gump of fuckups in this administration
Trump 1.0 was surrounded by largely non-ideological professionals who just ignored his ass or told him to fuck off.
Trump 2.0 is surrounded by Himmler-like lunatics who believe in all sorts of insane, ideological fantasies that you would hear someone on the subway talking to themselves about.
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