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@stantaknows.bsky.social

Here for the snark. Retired as of 1/1/26. Wish I had a doggo. Play D&D too little. Read mostly sci-fi (and watch a lot). Finished #DiscWorld! Binged Silo and Foundation (busy year). Trump sucks. #T1D #CancerSucks

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Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

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Just so you know, there's a more interesting asshole than our (p)resident.
www.sciencealert.com/oldest-fossi...

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Borrowed from Dok Zoom at wonkette.com

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Any Tiny Chef fans?

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"Melania" spoiler:
her husband turns out to be a pedophile.

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Stolen - funny stuff.

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Unfair to real piggies:

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Small man syndrome. Found on reddit.

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Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA

Alex Pretti from his early days working at the VA

Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now

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Who did it better

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True story. And I love the accuracy used for his height.

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Not an original idea:
MSNOW: Jack Smith testifies before Judiciary Committee

SeeBS: Jack Smith testifies before Judiciary Committee

CNN: Jack Smith testifies before Judiciary Committee

FoxNews: 15 great Soup Recipes for Winter

WinterSoups.COM: Jack Smith testifies before Judiciary Committee

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So, 20% of your income goes to food for one person. I suppose having a family has to be right out then.

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#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

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Well duh

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Every day now

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β€œWe are here, and this is now.”

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All he had was a sucking personality wound caused by having to listen to a woman.

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Spoken by somebody who has never been in a supermarket, so all food terms are new to him. Imagine being 79 and never knew that whole milk was a thing people bought and consumed.

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