the boys in the bright white clown car

the boys in the bright white clown car

@thunderbutt.bsky.social

I ride bikes and do law. Got a pretty big butt.

147 Followers 308 Following 747 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 day ago

they need to invent a new kind of sneeze that doesn't scare the cat off your lap.

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1 day ago

I love seeing something that you don't think could possibly be real every once in a while

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2 days ago
Season 7 / Episode 6

"Oh, lousy Smarch weather."

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2 days ago
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Crazy. I wonder if this means we're gonna get some nice spring weather here in Vancouver????

Oh, okay. Never mind...

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2 days ago

It’s not that bad. You get really good at that fight pretty fast so it doesn’t take long. The Radiance fight is maybe one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever done in a game.

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2 days ago

sadly, their leaders were in the pocket of Big Arrow and were unwilling to do anything

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2 days ago
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

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Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

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1 month ago
me standing in a record shop
Man who really doesn't even bike too often thrilled at the opportunity to defend the behaviour of every cyclist in every city for all of time.
THE ROVÉLO RECORD

"Man who really doesn't even bike too often thrilled at the opportunity to defend the behaviour of every cyclist in every city for all of time."

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3 days ago

The incredibly sudden & inexplicable lower back pain has been a late-40s favorite of mine

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3 days ago

My firm belief about AI writing is that nobody could be bothered to write it, I can't be bothered to read it.

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4 days ago

These people are monumentally stupid

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4 days ago

Luckily for Take Two, it didn't cost $10bn to make GTA V

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4 days ago
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣

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6 days ago
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

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5 days ago

I think most people are pretty okay if you own a house. maybe it's when you own all the houses that we start to raise some mild objections

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5 days ago
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Study Finds Mourning Loved Ones A Huge Waste Of Time PHILADELPHIA—Hailing the discovery as a major step forward in the understanding of human psychology, University of Pennsylvania researchers published a study Monday revealing that mourning loved ones ...

“Contrary to past assumptions, our work suggests grieving a lost family member or friend is really just throwing away precious time on someone who is dead and isn’t even around to know that you’re sad,” said lead researcher Liam Cassidy

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5 days ago

classic "people do things in cars that they would never do in any other scenario in life" situation. They make people crazy. Myself included, sometimes...

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5 days ago

I struggle to think of any evidence to refute your theory, so it seems pretty solid!

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5 days ago

holy shit this whole administration is the definition of cringe

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6 days ago
lede to an irish times article about Harry and Meghan by Patrick Freyne.

A reminder that in 2021, @patrickfreyne.bsky.social wrote the best explanatory lede regarding colonialism and monarchy that I have ever seen. www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-r...

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6 days ago

A reminder that humans in cars - notably omitted from this thanks to motonormativity - kill 1.2m people every year

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6 days ago

There is nothing I’d like more tbh

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1 week ago

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

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1 week ago

We just eliminated it where I live (BC)!! We’re now on daylight savings time foreverrrrrr…
Brb, gotta go change all these clocks for the last time

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1 week ago

We are living under the One-Third Reich.

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1 week ago

I feel like playing fewer than 1,000 regular season games would help. Baseball is fun when there’s something on the line & regular season games almost universally lack stakes.

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1 week ago

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

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1 week ago

to me it rocks that this company that has never come within light-years of making money and has a bad product with zero practical use cases is the pivot point of the global economy because a bunch of embarrassing Burning Man dorks just decided it should be

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1 week ago

Sure, there was a lot of great music written and performed in that era, but at what point do the songwriters of the 60s stop being the be-all-end-all of music? Other than maybe Springsteen, does anyone from a later era get that kind of credit? We are beholden to the tastes of boomers, as usual

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1 week ago

My decision last year to buy an old, shitty EV is looking better all the time. I pay the strata $25/month to plug in.

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