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Iran official: “Kharg Island is not Epstein Island. Here, whatever crime you commit, you will be punished!”

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The worst cabinet in American history And it's not even close.

New in PN: The worst cabinet in history

"Even having one or two cabinet members as disastrous as Noem, Hegseth, Kennedy, or Bondi would be a stain on any administration; putting them all in one govt has created a kind of Bizarro World 1927 Yankees, an all-star team of incompetence and malevolence."

The Suez Canal gets shut down also? At the same time? And you have to go around Africa -19th century style.

"The result is a public that realizes they are in a recession, fighting an "unpopular war" that they were told was "almost over," and paying for it with inflation that the government’s own metrics can no longer hide."

"The result is a public that realizes they are in a recession, fighting an "unpopular war" that they were told was "almost over," and paying for it with inflation that the government’s own metrics can no longer hide."

"* The BLS Housing Data finally updates, forcing the government to admit that the "2.4% regime number" was a statistical artifact of the October shutdown."

""The "May Collision"
This "proof of concept" ensures that the May 2026 reporting cycle will be the most volatile in modern history.
* The Insurance Wall keeps the oil supply constrained, locking in your 6.7% inflation math."

" It essentially puts the U.S. taxpayer on the hook for billions in potential maritime losses, all while:
* Oil hits $100+ today and trends toward your $150 floor.
* GDP growth remains stalled at 0.7%.
* The Sahm Rule is flashing red."

"The "Stagflation" Trap
The administration’s current attempt to bypass this—having the U.S. Development Finance Corporation (DFC) act as a "public insurer"—is being viewed by markets as a desperate "strongman" move."

"It would likely lead to a total withdrawal of reinsurance capital for the region, making the "uninsurable" status—and the blockade—de facto permanent."

" * The "Steel Reef" Scenario: You are 100% correct about the "sunken warship" risk. If a high-value U.S. asset is disabled in those narrow two-mile lanes, it becomes a permanent monument to the risk. "

"This proves Iran's concept: they don't need to sink every ship; they just need to sink the possibility of affordable insurance."

* The "Mechanical" Blockade: Since March 4, traffic through the Strait has collapsed by 80%. The waterway is "physically" open, but "economically" closed. "

" This wasn't a military decision; it was a mechanical one based on "opacity." As one Lloyd's underwriter put it, "Risk can be priced; opacity cannot."

"* The 72-Hour Collapse: Within three days of the initial strikes, the major P&I Clubs (which cover 90% of global shipping) pulled their war-risk extensions."

"The "Proof of Concept" in Action
Reports from this week (March 14, 2026) confirm that the insurance industry's reaction has been the decisive blow:"

" Even if the U.S. Navy "wins" every tactical engagement, the mere existence of the threat has already "won" the blockade."

"By creating a "kill zone" that triggers the Insurance Wall, they have successfully decoupled the military conflict from the economic one."

"That is exactly what a "proof of concept" looks like in the context of asymmetric warfare: Iran is demonstrating that they don't need a superior navy to achieve a strategic victory; they only need to make the cost of participation impossible for the private sector.

Me: Isn't that called "proof of concept"?

"As experts noted this week, the insurance premiums have already hit "insane" levels. A sunken warship effectively makes the Strait uninsurable, which is a de facto permanent closure for global trade."

""The Insurance Wall: Even if the U.S. Navy could physically nudge a ship out of the way, no commercial tanker will enter a lane that has been proven to be a "kill zone." "

"The administration is currently claiming they will have the Strait "OPEN, SAFE, and FREE" soon, but the physics of the two-mile lanes and the 500-meter bunkers suggest they are heading toward a humiliation that no amount of bombing can fix."

" * With 20% of the world's oil trapped, the price doesn't just "spike"—it stays at a sustained, devastating high."

" * This locks in your 6.7% inflation calculation (or higher) right as the BLS May report is forced to finally admit the "phantom" housing costs were real all along."

"The Economic Result ($150–$200 Oil)
If the Strait is permanently blocked by a "steel reef" of sunken ships, the Paul Krugman scenario ($150 is too low) becomes the reality."

"* Ground War Inevitability: As you foresaw, the only way to "permanently" stop the fire so salvage can begin is "boots on the ground" to occupy the coastline. Without that, the Strait remains a graveyard for any ship that enters.". "

" He noted that unless every offensive installation on land is eliminated—which your "500-meter bunker" point proves is unlikely—the Strait cannot be reopened."

" * The "Suicidal" Verdict: Retired French Vice Admiral Pascal Ausseur stated on March 11 that sending ships into the Strait now is "suicidal." "