Eliza

people who hated Noah Wyle's beard in ER are suspiciously quiet about Noah Wyle's beard in The Pitt

I also ask to please consider donating to St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital to fight childhood cancer and find a cure for everyone.

My sister was endlessly proud of the work my community and I have done raising $118K for the cause over the years. I want to make sure no one goes through this.

it's the same director as saltburn so i'm fully expecting it to be closer to the side of pride and prejudice and zombies (without saying that)

i know petting an apex predator is a bad idea but what if i'm built different

Being a conspiracy theorist must be mentally exhausting because what do you mean you don’t understand why parts of the Grand Canyon are blocked off when there’s indigenous land where people live and also you could fall very far down

These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.

Useful info for those in the CA Bay Area

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Screenshot of pikachu making a silly face at Cubone in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of Cubone hitting pikachu on the head with his bone club attack in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu being dazed after being hit by Cubone’s bone club attack

BONK

every time i ask a question at my new job it’s so silly because im like “am i allowed to use the nozzle for dishes” and they’re like “WHY WOULDNT YOU BE???”

“pls show me entry level positions”
“here is a position that requires a masters degree and six years of experience but is calling itself entry level”

A picture of Nigel Thornberry, an animated ginger man with a mustache

A picture of Tyler Childers, a ginger man with a mustache

do you guys see what i’m seeing

sometimes i wonder if im neurodivergent and then i remember i timed people when they went to the bathroom so id be able to time myself and sit in the bathroom for that amount of time without being suspicious because i just wanted to escape the classroom of 25 kids all talking

2013 me, watching broadchurch for david tennant because of doctor who;
2025 me, rewatching broadchurch for jonathan bailey because of bridgerton;
2025 me (again), rewatching doctor for david tennant because of broadchurch;

watching superman but thinking about tony stonem being bald and american

Knowing that the SAG-AFTRA auditioning rule is “It’s not who you are, it’s who you can play” is very fun when looking at inaccurate castings. Like live action Nani not being native Hawaiian? Totally cool in the SAG-AFTRA book.

love how cyber men and daleks are the sworn enemies of like the entirety of doctor who but they gave us
“you would destroy the cyber men with four daleks?”
“we would destroy the cyber men with one dalek. you are superior in only one respect”
“what is that”
“you are better at dying”

Anyway I miss my @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social follow every day. Still willing to give up a kidney for that 80s mall.

Twitter going from THE place for fans to interact with popular figures to being a laughing stock of a social media whose in-house ai even hates it…

Easily one of the coolest care packages ever sent to my PO box by a viewer! I love me some figurines!

As much as I make jokes about Naruto, it was an important series to me during formative years. And Miku is always perfect, omg big Miku fan 😍

taking this as my hint to add CSF to my rotation asap

work is so fun. i show up. i am in a constant state of panic for three hours. i eat food. i am back in a state of panic for three hours.
weddings really are fun but im so afraid of fucking something up and ruining such an important day :D

my dad complimented the recipe i sent him for making carrots on the grill but little does he know i googled “best ways to make carrots on a grill” and sent him the first result

during theater, my best friend would always use my boobs as a pillow during break. went over to take care of her cats today and one of the cats used my boob as a pillow. okayyyy i see you sending me a message through your cat

I need a man who will yearn to see even a glimpse of my ankles

Also useful for the next time anyone uses a Soros conspiracy.

(cindy lou who voice) i nominate nunnskees

Vote in your local elections, vote in your state elections. And for fuck’s sake, stop relying purely on theory for this kind of thing. That is the exactly thinking that got us here in the first place. Reap what you sow. Vote. Vote. Vote. Vote.

“Executive” exists WITH legislative and judicial. Trump is getting sued again and again and again. Judges are putting pauses again and again and again. His power is NOT unchecked. Want to keep it that way? Call the reps you have now, VOTE to retain or replace judges, get ready for mid-terms.

why did they decided to kill over mark darcy in the new bridget jones
colin firth come back to me i miss you

i love twinks in british television, gotta be one of my favorite genders

A screenshot that says “Leigh Whannell followed you” and “Leigh Whannell liked your reply” “i would give my kidney while i was at it too”

this is my desperate plea for @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social to follow me on here because we used to follow each other on twitter, and i think it would make 2025 better. my kidney is still on offer btw