so much talky not enough coffee
BUY ME THINGS.
She cancelled her Chase booking and rebooked with Emirates at the desk for a flight out Friday. Though the agent told her that it's unlikely to happen. A freaking nightmare.
She then thought she was getting a flight only to find out they scammed her and charged her CC $700.
My mom has been stuck in Dubai since Saturday.
Emirates says they can't rebook her because she originally booked through Chase Travel. Talked to Chase and they said that's not the case. This is actually insane.
My mom and her boyfriend are stuck in Dubai. Seeing things like this brings me some comfort while I fight the constant anxiety.
www.fortuneindia.com/world/abu-dh...
Iran targeted U.S. interests across the Middle East on Saturday, as Tehran promised wide-ranging retaliation following coordinated strikes by the U.S. and Israel. Follow live updates. trib.al/Q6roMjl
Follow @reuters.com love page here: “Israel and US attack Iran, Trump confirms 'major combat operations' -“ www.reuters.com/world/iran-c...
I knew you had good taste.
As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
Can't wait to be like @sobrien.bsky.social and ride in a Waymo to avoid human interaction.
Say Joe, have you heard of Malort?
Finally it's not just my aversion to dairy that's intolerable.
everything is increasingly intolerable all the time.
A sickening journey.
Random reminder that Ghislaine Maxwell knows what a woman told the FBI about the president allegedly assaulting her as a girl, while Congress does not.
Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.
Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!
Scoop: CISA CIO Bob Costello is being pushed out, per three people familiar with the matter, ending a standoff between Costello and CISA's beleaguered acting director, who tried and failed to get him reassigned last month.
Two sources said Costello is being reassigned to FEMA.
Chinese govt hackers breached 53 telecom firms and govt agencies in 42 countries in a clever campaign that hide malware instructions and stolen data in Google Sheets: cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
Google attributes to a "prolific, elusive actor" distinct from Salt Typhoon but with similar goals.
“Everything is so political, we’re athletes, we’re so proud to represent the U.S.,” he said. “And when you get the chance to go to the White House and meet the President … That’s so patriotic.”
It's really not that patriotic you dipshit, that man is a pedo.
THAT'S MY SENATOR
Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.
Angel Reese is BACK at Unrivaled 🌹
Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...
jfc
The snow is melting and omg it’s so gross
White House convening meeting today on FISA 702, per senior official. Confirming @martinmatishak.bsky.social
www.nextgov.com/policy/2026/...
NEW: Ring has introduced "Search Party", a horrifyingly dystopian feature nominally designed to turn all of the Ring cameras in a neighborhood into a dragnet that uses AI to look for, in their commercial, a cute lost dog.
With Ring, US consumers are actually building a surveillance dragnet.