Siberian Derpskies

Okay, I have never once written a caption as if it was Archer and/or Leia writing it. Other than that, though, kind of hard to argue the point.

Never really watched Pakman, so I’m not super versed in his politics beyond a vague impression, and friends of mine who I greatly respect are friends of his, etc, but I *AM* a fan of watching people flounder.

I LOVE IT! 🤯😱😍

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Wait why don’t you like me? 🥺👉👈

Credit where it’s due, one day I will forget the sound of my father’s voice, but this turn of phrase is going to be rattling around in my brain every time I open up a group chat for the rest of time.

Somehow trying to hide in this pic and feeling entitled to delay my bread bowl lunch are the same personality defect to me. IDK how to explain it better than that.

Full disclosure, he is significantly taller than I am and was talking with, who I assumed to be, his staff and it’s entirely possible he just didn’t notice me, but still.

One time like 10 years ago Cory Booker cut in front of me in line at the Devon & Blakely on G and 18th and every new little thing that he does along these lines validates the hate that was born that day.

Actually, thinking further, it would probably just be something like “Overtly Islamophobic Abundance.” 🥱🙄

Kind of obsessed with what that would look like. What would the grift be? Imagine the pearl-clutching YouTube videos.

Actually one thing I kinda hadn’t considered until now, but which actually seems obvious now that I think about it, is some kind of a dem-to-republican version of a Lincoln Project should the Left ever *actually* hold significant national political power.

Shout out to all the White Boy Socialist group chats tonight. It’s a big night for dudes who love podcasts.

You absolutely love to see it.

This was in response to me putting Leia in a Pride bandana, for the record.

YouTube comments remain undefeated.

On that note: free Palestine, every billionaire is a policy failure, trans rights are human rights, it’s ALWAYS okay to punch a Nazi.

Guys, I mostly use Twitter for politics posting. I know people follow me for Archer & Leia, but FAIR WARNING, I am probably just going to use BlueSky for politics posting too. Archer & Leia content will still be on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, and FB! Twitch will be mostly gaming. Here’s a Leia Blep.

I should tweet more.

It’s me! I am just exhausted at the thought of managing another social channel but - since I have a lot of people on FB pretending to be me - I wanted to claim the @ before someone else took it. 🫡