Gareth Clark

At least credit me when you steal my joke, word for word, and my picture.

Haha, yes, this is me. I don’t really use Bluesky though. Come over to Threads and join in the fun.

I suggest we start by firing Nigel into the sea

Well done, everyone. Just top quality work all round.

Flags are currently at half-mast to mark the death of President Jimmy Carter. Trump of course is having them raised for his own inauguration. The disrespectful orange twat.

Today’s mood. No reason.

miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question . ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question .

Turned on LBC and it’s Vanessa Feltz AGAIN. Do they not employ anyone else any more?

Most social media networks would be improved by banning the Americans.

I also would go halfway around the world to avoid having sex with Richard Tice, so for the first time in my life I find myself sympathising with Isabel Oakeshott.

Revealed: Conservatives spent £134m on never-used IT systems for failed Rwanda scheme Home Office official says data protection laws caused the cost of its forced removal programme to increase

£134m is an eye-watering sum with nothing to show for it. Who did this money go to, I wonder? Rishi Sunak’s family company Infosys?

It’s no less than he deserves

Just the Daily Mail, starting the weekend with “Hitler was great”

Dear 19-year-old OnlyFans models. I appreciate your persistence and your low standards, I really do, and there do appear to be an awful lot of you, but I’m afraid I will be blocking you all anyway. I fear I will only be a disappointment.

Fascinating to consider what kind of person could answer this YouGov poll and answer that the Conservatives were “not sleazy at all”

This reads very much like Kemi is on the side of the mob. Am I misreading it, or have Bad Enoch’s bad opinions come to the surface again?

Yes. I wonder what it is about this mediocre middle-aged white man that makes him so passionately opposed to DEI.

Michael Deacon is delighted that fires have swept across California and dozens of people have been killed, because it strikes a blow against diversity and inclusion.

This tells you everything you need to know about Michael Deacon, and the Tory shitrag he writes for.

Don’t buy the Telegraph.

“Son, we need to talk to you about something called pegging”

Oooh, I know this one! Is it “tax the rich”?

Someone just told the Telegraph about Brexit

It also could be easily cleared using the money trousered by Michelle Mone, Dido Harding and Matt Hancock’s pub landlord. Do keep up, GB News.

Pictured: Elon & Felon

Trump yet again shows that he understands… well, fuck all about anything really

Ugh. Not surprising, but still.

Vote early, vote often!

Hard hitting from Banksy 😁🤣

He needs to get his performance objectives signed off

The world ten days out from Trump’s inauguration feels like one of those penultimate Game of Thrones episodes. All the pieces are in place and battle is now inevitable. We’ve got a whole episode of chaos and destruction ahead of us and not everyone is going to make it out alive. Good luck everyone.

Direct link to the poll here: