The Overlord

- - - - > TELL HIM TO KEEP IT UP

I can tell. Keep it up. I bet you’re gonna be a natural at it.

(You then smile softly.)

- - - - > ADMIRE THE POSE

- - - - COMPLIMENT HIS NAME

Wow. You really went all out on that. That’s some real dedication.

Good to meet you, Berdly.

Oh. Uh, alright then.

- - - - > INTRODUCE YOURSELF

- - - - BE MYSTERIOUS

Anyways, I am the Overlord. Former ultimate target of the hero but still a tyrannical ruler of demons.

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- - - - > REASSURE THE BIRD

- - - - SCARE THE BIRD

Uh, hey. You seem worried. Sorry if I freaked you out.

- - - - > SAY “YEAH, YOU”

- - - - PRETEND IT IS NOTHING

Yeah, you.

(You see that a blue bird with glasses is here. You’re very confused yet no surprised.)

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Yeah I’m finally bringing back the pink demon lesbian

(You finally wake up and look at the calendar.)

I’ve been asleep for 3 months?!

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Also go follow @sleepynightguard.bsky.social because I’m active there most of the time

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Well, take some time to consider it, okay? You’re welcome though.

(You also sigh.)

You should definitely avoid her for longer. You can stay in my castle for safety, okay? Just as a friendly suggestion.

(You really never thought this would happen at all but the hero is clearly in danger.)

Oh. Damn. I’m sorry for you.

(You never thought you’d be saying that.)

So, how’s everything been actually? Guessing it hasn’t been good with the maiden acting crazy.

Huh. I guess she went all crazy after I “died”. I’ll talk to her about this. You’re welcome, Hero.

(That was one of the first times you’ve ever said that.)

Huh. You know, I thought you’ll be like shocked and just crying.

(You really don’t know if he’ll do that.)

What? I don’t remember that happening.

Well, someone’s cheerful today. What’s got you in such a good mood?

Damn. Uh, I got nothing either.

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I love how the overlord and the maiden are just parental figures to the underling

So, how do you think we should do restrict the underling’s access to stuff online?

Heh. Thank you, dearie.

(You give her a peck on the forehead before smiling.)

We seriously should restrict the underling’s internet access though.

Oh, speaking of that. I was just cleaning up the castle. The underling threw popcorn everywhere. All over a zombie riding a chicken in a movie.

I think I’m safe to say that we should get restrict the underling’s internet.

(You sound so disappointed right now.)

Mhm. Yeah. Just playing video games is all, dearie.

I mean, if that makes you feel comfortable then I won’t worry about it.

Just know that you can talk to me if you need something, okay?

What’s with the glitching?

(You’re just confused now. What is going on?)

Well, I am. Anyways, how’s your day, dear?

You do know that I’m here, right?

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