* BERDLY 🌐

#MAGNETICDOG! Carrd for #MAGNETICDOG.

✦ Multiship with chem. Berdly is bi.
✦ Adult mun, underage muse. Lewd accounts I am begging on my hands and knees for you not to interact.
✦ Not a NSFW account, but MDNI purely for comfort reasons.
✦ Please read my writer's carrd! Thank you! Mwah

zombiemoxie.carrd.co
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OOC : // Okay I've definitely decided I'm gonna be slowly making all my accounts MDNI. Sorry to any minors following me it's not personal at all I promise

TEMP PINNED. DESS HOLIDAY WRITTEN BY ELI :)

#deltarunerp / #rpsky

we’re your whore hoard.

[ nc ] so we gotta get berdly on estrogen and the sapphic polycule will be complete okay?

[ NC ]

..................... Say That Again?

[ Ohhh ... physical contact. He coos and chirps a little bit, visibly flustered. ]

W-well, I ... I'd be HONORED to induct a fair lady such as yourself into the WONDERFUL world a gaming. Ahem. I've many games we could ... try out together. If you wish.

Yes, yes, of course ... I can ALREADY feel the inspiration welling in my brain cavity ... I simply MUST take to my pen posthaste! Consider me truly, truly honored that I could inspire you, dear Monika. ✨

OOC : // Ohhh.... so cutes...

OOC : // WAIT awww Nuthatch is cute...

[ Blushing even more at being called m'lord. OKAY BERDLY. ]

Ah, but that is JUST as good, see. I love TV ... ALMOST as much as I love video games!

OOC : // What are we calling this. Tamberd. Berdara. Tamly...

But of course, dear player ... 1.

[ Adjusting his glasses and winking. He is going to get a good grade in flirting, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve -- ]

[ NC ]

I have to stop flirting I have a Dark Fountain I need to open up soon

Ah! Well ... t'is simply my own two cents, your highness. I find you positively radiant, see!

[ A somewhat dramatic bow. Okay dude this is getting a little corny ]

Should you ever need a TRUE knight in glowing armor by your side ... consider me already in line. ✨

Anytime, anytime, your majesty ~ ✨

[ A very gentlemanly curtsy, before holding up a feathered hand expectantly. ]

Say ... might I have your hand?

[ ////// ! ]

Ah ... a fellow poet, I see. Such graceful words ... such majesty ... be STILL, my beating avian heart!!!

Tell me, dear lady ... are you ... by any chance ... a gamer?

Many years of practice ... heheh. This songbird's learned many a ways to serenade the ladies, over the years ~ ✨

[ Okay Berdly. ]

But of course! You're quite intelligent, you know. ✨

[ Smugly fluffing his feathers and adjusting his collar. ]

It's a true honor, working alongside you in our extracurricular endeavors. You always find new methods of impressing me, Gabi.

Of course I do, m'theydy. ✨

Charizard

You Know Him.

OOC : // His neuroses. I don't think MaggieBerdly is capable of growing up into a well-adjusted adult

OOC : // Back when everyone was making adult AUs of their muses I thought a lot about what my adult Berdly would be like and then I realized he would just be Battat. He'd just grow up to be Battat

Deerest Christmas Angel,

Meeting a woman of such generosity, IQ, and prestige is a once-in-a-lifetimes event requiring the utmost luck and RNG. Not even the best of Holiday Carols could hold a candle to your lovely voice — like a golden, antlered songbird of magic.

I'm glad to call you my friend.

Most Generous Gabi,

Your eyes are as bright as the Sun. Your voice soft and smooth like honey. With such IQ, bravery, and charisma, to be admired, a true scholar of your power could be Mayor or President.

Perhaps ... you could even rule the World!

OOC : // Had to pull it out for at least one Kris.

[ Technically OOE since They're the Kris he's mad at ]

M'theydy,

Destiny bound us together with poise and elegance, like a pair of techno glow-in-the dark songbirds singing in perfect harmony.

There might be only one controller, in this game of life,

But one ever said that we couldn't share it.

Your majesty,

Your plush, soft wool harkens more beauty than all the clouds in the light, bright skies. Such dream-like splendor is to be revered, and utter fools and imbeciles who don't are simply blind with envy.

No tutorial could have ever prepared me for elegance such as this.

My lovely, most fluffy Prince,

The ethereal rosy glow of your horns and cheeks have enchanted me. Much like the Charms of a Clefairy. I'd gladly be one of your beloved subjects any day, any time, and serve you with utmost diligence. The pampering true Royalty deserves.

My fellow bluebird,

The enchanting glow of your armor takes the breath right out of my beak. As beautiful, mysterious, and dangerous as the midnight rays of the witching hour, you always keep me on the very tips of my talons.

And should you ever need a Knight in Arms, I would be first in line.