Dr. Larry, PhD-MBA

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Patch-Clamp Single-Cell Proteomics in Acute Brain Slices: A Framework for Recording, Retrieval, and Interpretation Single-cell proteomics (SCP) is a powerful method for interrogating the molecular composition of neurons, yet its application to acute brain slices has remained limited. Patch-clamp electrophysiology ...

Our patch-clamp single-cell proteomics preprint is out! Long story short: we show you how combining patch-clamp with mass spectrometry can reveal ion channels, GPCRs, and other proteins directly linked to neuronal excitability and signaling #patchclamp #electrophysiology #singlecellproteomics

Save the date and register now for the HLXMS Fall Webinar Series! 🍂✨

This first session will feature outstanding ASMS 2025 Travel Award recipients, sharing their work and perspectives in mass spectrometry.
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Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

We’re excited to kick off the HLXMS Fall Webinar Series! 🍂✨
This first session will feature outstanding ASMS 2025 Travel Award recipients, sharing their work and perspectives in mass spectrometry.
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See you there!

The rule of thumb is that if you see any stock analysis accompanying a screenshot of Google or Yahoo Finance you should disregard it immediately. Only the pristine monospaced orange and white on black of a Bloomberg Terminal by Bloomberg LP signals the necessary gravitas to be worth your attention.

Nation Grateful to GOP for Protecting It From TV

Report: You to Be Fired for Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Trump Spends Entire UK Trip Trying to Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

Charlie Kirk, Not In His Own Words: We Honor The Right-Wing Activist By Making Up Quotes That Sound Much Better, Given The Moment

This Week's Onion Magazine:

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

Why is a frog egg being shown in a brain slice electrophysiology protocol ???

unjustifiably sinking ships in international waters near your shores is, historically, a top five way to create a world war

Jay Bhattacharya in a hot dog suit. We are all looking for the people who did this

Hearing that all 27 NIH institutes have been instructed to stop using "paylines" in funding decisions starting Oct 1. Order issued in the last 48 hours.

Using paylines means scientific peer reviewers control funding decisions.
Removing them allows more political interference. 🧪
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it rules that every third person out there is too crazy to hold a normal conversation

“Hey ChatGPT, what should I study in my research field and how do I interpret the meaning of my findings?”

ChatGPT:

broooo didn’t meeting with ghislaine get you into this mess

Arc Virtual Cell Challenge: A Primer We’re on a journey to advance and democratize artificial intelligence through open source and open science.

You would get real results faster doing the complete opposite: work with physiologists and pharmacologists to build pseudo-virtual cell/tissue models during realtime experiments and have AI talk to/perturb the cell for you. huggingface.co/blog/virtual...

White wheels on stretched tires always remind me of AF1s, so I changed the emblem on the wheel caps to match

Cleaned up the headlights with a drill and some elbow grease

Playing mechanic on the side of the road is a favorite pastime of mine

The front suspension was creaking back in May so I changed it out completely.

Wiring a reverse camera was also easy but tedious. Moped throttle cables came in clutch (pun)

This modification kick started back in February when I redid all the gaskets and adjusted the valves. It was a pain in the ass but it turned out well.

The spring swap added 3 inches of lift to the rear end of my car AFTER loading it with a moped and a trunk full of tools. Now I just need a roof rack and I’m ready to rally across the U.S. next season

Food For Thought On ONT's Proteomics Push

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omicsomics.blogspot.com/2025/06/food...

Newsom is doing what almost every Democrat in the country is afraid to do right now and he is going to reap all the rewards if they don’t hurry.

As a California voter intimately familiar with Newsom’s actual policy bonafides, I am loudly imploring someone else to do that hurrying.

📣 Celebrating the 2025 HLXMS Travel Award winners!
Proud to recognize theearly career Latinx researchers at #ASMS2025:
Nicole River, Larry Rodriguez, Michael Lorenz, João Victor Almeida, Alyssa Willians & Tanya Sharma 🎉
Catch them at our Networking Session!
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