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2/2
She was thinking of a fashionable person, but when the doctor informed her of the "venereal disease,"
I think MAD joking with swingers/exchanges,
because he passed the disease on to her.

13.11.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kiddin was the PS.
and she says -kiddin'- while the doctor kidding.
That's why I asked if it was an accent.
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While the double meaning problem,
on which the joke is based, is -swinger-,
which means "fashionable person" but also "who exchanges sex partners".
1/2

13.11.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here are the problems that words USED differently like swinger cause!
ps
"kiddin' " indicate a particular accent and where does it come from?

13.11.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

l'unica regola che potrebbe valere รจ il peso come per il pugilato.
nella boxe non vengono divisi in base al peso nonostante siano tutti maschi?
diversamente รจ discriminazione.

12.11.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Transgender Air Force veterans sue the military for retirement benefits after the Trump administration blocked their approved retirements #NOH8

12.11.2025 03:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Ennio Morricone sapeva come comporre musica

11.11.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invisible and immaterial are not the same thing.
People are distracted!
Some, hypnotized by their smartphones, cross the street without paying attention to cars, and some drive with their eyes on their smartphones.
...
I'm flashy but most are zombies!

11.11.2025 10:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

affascinanti anche se vestiti in costume.

11.11.2025 08:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3/3
20 years ago at the theater they didn't want to charge me for the ticket because they had mistaken me for who knows who.
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...even though some people mistake me for Santa Claus, no one has yet asked me to dress up as him.
but I doubt they would pay me when they ask!
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ยซdo it for OUR childrenยป
!!

11.11.2025 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/
Then they turn away and pretend they didn't see anything.
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I don't know how you were famous, but sometimes it has its advantages:
one man had a traffic ticket cancelled because he had the same name as the brother of the traffic police commander!
...

11.11.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invisibility isn't always a good thing:
At the supermarket checkout, sometimes people would run into me with their shopping carts;
Crossing a pedestrian crossing can put you at risk of being hit!
Especially if a local police officer is there to distract the driver by waving!
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11.11.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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La cosa incredibile in tutto ciรฒ รจ che il governo sta aumentando il gradimento degli italiani, il partito di Giorgia Meloni cresce nei sondaggi e il "canile d'Albania" รจ uscito dalla narrazione del paese.

Corte dei Conti dove sei?

04.11.2025 09:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

la russia dovrebbe?
quante sanzioni hanno proposto finora?
tutta aria fritta!
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non toccategli isr-aele: quando si agisce in nome di dio, anche se un dio diverso, tutto รจ permesso.

10.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in reality apocalypse means 'revelation'.
Like, that your wife has a lover...

10.11.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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beware of the spider!

10.11.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2
But at the beach they call me Nettuno (Neptune),
or I hear people say, "he's an Indian,"
or they tell me: "I thought you were a yogin."
Thirty years ago, however, Sandokan.
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and everyone, even those from my city who don't know me, when I speak in Italian say I sound foreign!

10.11.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't need to disquide.
Everyone sees someone different in me.
3 years ago at the seaside they thought I was an Australian Aboriginal.
Since last year in the city some people call me Babbo Natale (father birth).
1/2

10.11.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

perchรฉ ossimoro?
รจ semplicemente un sinonimo di buongiorno, no?
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se invece ti riferisci al dover tornare al lavoro pensa a chi il lavoro non c'รจ l'ha.
e poi, basta lavorare anche di domenica, che tra l'altro รจ il primo giorno della settimana, la domenica!

10.11.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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argh!
quanti danni fa l'uso di parole in modo improprio!
e questo accade in tutte le lingue.
goodbye
vuol dire sia arrivederci che... addio
col primo si desidera rincontrarsi, col secondo MAI piรน!
: ad-dio: muori, vattene da dio, all'inferno.
hello
composto da hell: inferno e -o che inverte il senso

10.11.2025 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ellis,
Why do you say that "hello" shouldn't be said when saying goodbye?
Don't know the meaning of hello?
Or rather: hell-o.
so of: -o

10.11.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lacrime di coccodrillo!
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aspettano prima che commettano i crimini e poi si decidono ad intervenire?!!
SUBITO DOVEVANO BLOCCARLO !
perchรฉ non interviene mai nessuno prima che le atrocitร  vengano commesse?

10.11.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always like this!
They give contributions to the rich to ruin our lives.

10.11.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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not just to pay for ice, but all the crazy expenses.

10.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fiuuhhh!
I thought you'd realized an old idea of โ€‹โ€‹mine for a project...
and if it continues like this, I'll never get it done, since I live far from the publishing world...
Let's just say I'm out of it all now.

10.11.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen (DC, 1954 series) #44 Information about the comic Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #44, which has a publication date of April 1960 and was published by DC.

emh...
The third panel posted actually shows Jimmy Olsen disguised as a girl to get close to a gangster.

www.comics.org/issue/15607/...

10.11.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/2
Me: Panther, that's a nice name.
I named mine Nascondino (Hide) because he was always hiding as a kid.

09.11.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1/
Our cat's name came about by chance.
My partner had a black female cat he named Nerina (little black).
Since the new cat was a male, Nerino was ridiculous, but we certainly couldn't call him NERONE (NERO)!
A black cat named Nero? Arghhhhhh!
He said: He looks like a panther.

09.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
il gatto Pantera che 'ruggisce'!
emh, che sbadiglia...

il gatto Pantera che 'ruggisce'! emh, che sbadiglia...

3/3
people would go and tell people what he was doing, like when he'd wait on the sidewalk among the pedestrians waiting for the "Avanti" sign, and as soon as it was green, he'd cross at the crosswalk!

09.11.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pantera a tre mesi nel suo primo viaggio come turista

pantera a tre mesi nel suo primo viaggio come turista

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And the first cars wouldn't get through until others got "bad luck." Without realizing it, they did what I advised: be careful. Nothing happened to the supersitious ones, not because they diverted their attention, but because they stopped.
when he became known in the neighborhood,

09.11.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pantera il gatto nero maschio del mio convivente e il mio tigrato Nascondino.

Pantera il gatto nero maschio del mio convivente e il mio tigrato Nascondino.

Panther!
Did you name your black cat Panther?
We named my partner's male cat Panther, too...
When he put the cat flap to go for a walk, you can't imagine what he'd do!
Sometimes he'd stand in the middle of an intersection, blocking traffic. 1/

09.11.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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