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SalmonEars

@salmonears.bsky.social

25 She/her The farm welcomes you.

8 Followers  |  8 Following  |  22 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024  |  1.4467

Latest posts by salmonears.bsky.social on Bluesky

Entertaining the woman in my vents with sultry melodies

03.12.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œGood morning sweetie! I made you breakfast!” And it’s my severed arm

08.11.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is treasure in my liver, come take it.

29.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oxidized uranium is being injected into my bloodstream. Please do not interrupt the process.

25.08.2025 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actively bathing in mayonnaise

17.02.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna send so many rats to your home

02.02.2025 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I please sleep in your chest cavity?

30.01.2025 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fill your house to the brim with red pandas, I don’t wanna see a single inch of empty space

21.01.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Prepare to be consumed

21.01.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna tie our livers together with a fishing line so we can communicate through them

14.01.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God spinal fluid is so tasty, can I have some of yours please?

10.01.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna make me act up πŸ₯΄

07.01.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to explode and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

06.01.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My brain is screaming, I didn’t know it had a mouth

06.01.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actively devouring my own heart

06.01.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think it’s safe to say I’m in love with this song @jupiluxe.bsky.social

04.12.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The world is rotting and it’s because of my presence. You cannot stop it

03.12.2024 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love chubbygirls

29.11.2024 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 293    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 5

Need a bad bitch to play with my hair during bed timeπŸ˜”

23.11.2024 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please let me wear your skin as a coat I’m begging

10.11.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I yearn for wife

08.11.2024 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Hop on in, it’s getting cold! *pries open ribcage*

07.11.2024 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need god to eat me out

31.10.2024 08:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dare you to remove my nervous system

25.10.2024 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only bones can satisfy my aching belly

20.10.2024 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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