Michael C

Just as I was about to ask my wife for the TENTH TIME where something was – I found it. Now my bride is convinced she witnessed an honest-to-goodness miracle. HALLELUJAH!

Each Thanksgiving, my wife invites her entire family over. That means once a year, we have to clean the house.

I think it’s cute to spell words in front of our dog, but I hate it when my wife spells words to her friends in front of me.

Disability Advocates Cry Foul Over Dismantling Of Special Ed: 'Our World Is On Fire' Efforts to gut the U.S. Department of Education's special education office and move the program to another agency are already causing "immediate harm" to students with disabilities, advocates warn.

Efforts to gut the U.S. Department of Education's special education office and move the program to another agency are already causing "immediate harm" to students with #disabilities, advocates warn. #SpecialEducation

My wife was so appreciative when she heard me say, “You are adorable!” that I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was talking to the dog. But our little terrier’s tail started wagging, so she knew I was talking to HER. It was nice to make both of them happy at the same time.

It’s the simple pleasures in marriage that make it worthwhile. For example, when I do something stupid, my wife becomes giddy because she gets to point it out. EVERY TIME. She’s lucky that I make her so happy. You’re welcome, Dear.

This weekend we’re going to a joyous welcome-home party for my wife’s beloved grandmother. At the age of 98, she is getting out on parole. They just didn’t have the heart to make her serve her life sentence.

#Dogs #Dog #UnconditionalLove #LoveOfAnOldDog #BestFriend #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #GoodDog #DogsAreLove

HERE KITTY KITTY!

Our cat got an infection that required us to use an applicator to dispense the medicine directly onto the kitty’s backside – after we had shaved her!

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This morning at breakfast, I told my wife that when she married me, she won the marriage lottery. She laughed so hard that coffee shot out of her nose.

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Floating with Mark McGraw #acousticguitar #americana #acousticfingerstyle #blues #acoustic #musicsky

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My wife and I have reached the age where it takes both of us to get one of us off the floor.

My wife sent me to the grocery store to buy milk and bread. I returned with salsa, popcorn, gummy bears, and three toys for the dog. I’m not sure she appreciates it when I help out.

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My wife can lose her purse, her keys, her phone, or her glasses - and I am not allowed to say a word about it. But if I TEMPORARILY lose ONE child at the mall, I never hear the end of it.

Before I was married, I didn’t know there was a WRONG WAY to put stuff in the fridge. Now it’s difficult to imagine the horror that would occur if the milk ended up on the wrong shelf.

In the middle of the night, I stubbed my toe. Finally, I understand the pain my wife experienced during childbirth.

Canadian filmmaker and his actor sister behind national ad about aging with Down syndrome | CBC News For Windsor, Ont., filmmaker Drew Hyttenrauch, it was the chance to do the production of a lifetime and highlight the issue of a growing need in the Down syndrome community — and one he and his sister...

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Things I hate to hear my wife say when we eat dinner:
* Scrape off the burnt part
* Don’t chip a tooth on the pudding
* It’s green, but it’s probably not mold
* Those scraps are not safe for the dog to eat
* I lost an earring in the soup.
Meals are more appetizing when warnings are not required.

I’ve learned to never tell my wife to “Calm down.” There is NO situation where that is a good idea. So, the next time she gets upset with me, I’m going to tell her to relax, not to be so emotional, and to try to be more like my mother. Luckily for my bride, I’m always happy to give helpful advice.

My wife thinks that if she can see her breath in the living room, I have the thermostat too low. Unfortunately, she never has hot flashes when she needs them.

#GrantPark in #Milwaukee #Wisconsin It has seven bridges and incredible trails overlooking #LakeMichigan on 300 acres.
"Enter This Wild Wood And View the Haunts Of Nature"
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My wife keeps waking me up to tell me I’m snoring. But it’s not my fault I was cursed with a big nose that unleashes an annoying high-pitched whistling honk with each breath. On the other hand, if my bride is snoring, I find it increases my chances of enjoying a long life if I do NOT disturb her.

Last night, I fixed my wife dinner. But she was NOT impressed by the microwave popcorn and screw-top wine. But not to worry. I’ll keep trying.
Next week, I’m going to prepare a delectable dinner that will require only SPORKS! What can I say? I love to spoil my spouse.

Every day, my wife forgets where she put her purse, keys, and phone. But she clearly remembers that time in 2008 when I loaded the dishwasher wrong.

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I’m expected to gratefully chow down on leftovers with unrestrained glee or COOK FOR MYSELF. Fortunately, I’ve learned how to fake unrestrained glee.

My wife and I never argue. We just politely discuss things at a volume that scares the cat.

We’re sitting in the living room reading.
Me: (glancing at my wife) “Do you realize your hair is turning gray?”
Wife: (without looking up) “Do you realize your hair is turning loose?”
Another evening of wedded bliss.

My late son was severely disabled (nonverbal autism). He was my greatest teacher. I don't think those who haven't known and loved someone like him (or like Michael in the article) realize how profoundly this experience changes you. #disability #diversity