Amy B

Amy B

@salvationamy.bsky.social

Vermonter, divorce lawyer, curmudgeon

29 Followers 33 Following 29 Posts Joined Aug 2023
1 year ago

This is very cool. I don't think I've ever seen it. 2 days in a row you send me googling.

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1 year ago

Best I ever saw was an indigo bunting. BTW - we lost the last of our ducks, and then a neighbor was moving and now we have some chickens if you ever want to come say hi. The rooster is a dickhead, tho...

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1 year ago

7. Maybe 8. I can't remember if I've skinny dipped, but it sounds vaguely like me

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1 year ago

googled. What a little cutie. Are we the age where we get psyched about birds now?

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1 year ago

That color is amazing on you. Love from the shallow end of the pool.

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1 year ago

Yay - you're back!

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2 years ago

Mine, who generally sleeps on the bed, is angry about the new cat, who I had in the bedroom so everyone could get a sniff of everyone else's smells, and so he refused to get in bed in favor of the laundry basket. I moved him up here, so now he's pouting.

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2 years ago

I can say anything to you, too, except a few words I just can't pronounce

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2 years ago

you are talking to me
and you didn't know on the other place at first

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2 years ago

You're a ridiculously floofy chicken

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2 years ago

Okay so I think I have our trial strategy. Here it is:

Blame Eric

It’s simple, it’s straightforward, NOBODY likes Eric. The Big Guy doesn’t even like saying his name. And he’s as charming as a rat. One look and the jury will buy he did it all.

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2 years ago

Like John Boy Walton got in that one episode of Law & Order SVU and he started murdering sex workers.

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2 years ago

Demon infestation did cross my mind.

I was thinking maybe tertiary syphillis

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2 years ago

Can we please speculate wildly on wtf is going on with Mitch McConnell?

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2 years ago

Ugh. Can a girl just get a mugshot?

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2 years ago

If you share Trump’s mugshot today please share that the Fulton County Jail where it was taken, is at 3x it’s capacity, infested with bugs, holding 87% Black people, most of whom haven’t even been convicted of a crime.

6 people have died in custody this year alone. Fuck cops, shut down jails.

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2 years ago
Within the United States the perp walk is most closely associated with New York City. The practice rose in popularity in the 1980s under U.S. Attorney Rudolph Giuliani, when suspects charged with felonies were perp-walked.

A fine day to revisit Giuliani’s role in turbocharging the mug-shot-adjacent practice of the perp walk.

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2 years ago

Remember, a realistic lawyer movie would just be one person sitting at their desk & staring at a computer screen, & every 15 minutes they’d say “Goddammit.” That’s it, the whole thing, 95 minutes

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2 years ago

Right. Asking for a response with a day's notice usually suggests to me that the judge is pretty clear already, and would like to get this bullshit off his desk. It's the last sentence for me.

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2 years ago
Screenshot of an article from Deadline with the headline Lionsgate Reinstates Mask Mandate in Parts of Santa Monica Office Following Covid Outbreak

Once again for the people in the back:

Covid was never over. You should always be wearing a mask. There is no "going back to normal."

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2 years ago

Me too! Of all EM's stupidity, it was the change to X that broke me. And we had a lovely day at the Peabody Essex a couple of years ago. That's a great spot.

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2 years ago

Spent an afternoon in Salem with my daughter a few years ago. Best lobster roll and worst psychic reading EVER. Super touristy, but fun little town.

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2 years ago

maybe we can take turns.

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2 years ago

I think we just gotta do it one person at a time. I'm a little worried about who's going to keep an eye on the wingnuts, though...

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2 years ago

Over by the witches! Central VT here. Just fart enough outside of, well, everything to feel removed and quaint!

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2 years ago

Where in New England? Pretty place for a competition!

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2 years ago

Hi, y'all! Check out my friend @cecilej.bsky.social

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2 years ago

Done and done.

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2 years ago

Nothing to see here...

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