the great rane weather machine

the great rane weather machine

@alligatorsocks.bsky.social

lover of all things fantasy currently playing the THIRD witcher game!!! 🐺

5 Followers 21 Following 85 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

this is absolutely my hubris speaking but i’m more than half convinced i could win the hunger games based off sheer charisma alone. who needs survival skills when you have my winning personality and mild bloodlust ✨

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1 year ago

i’ve spent the past month rebuilding my (sims) mods folder from scratch like it’s a second job. i have zero last exceptions, zero tuning errors, everything should theoretically be running smoothly. so why oh why oh WHYYYYY can i not load a single household 😭😭😭 this game hates me 😭😭😭

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1 year ago

this is how she looked poppin out damn near nine kids

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1 year ago

maybe i’m late but dina caliente is always my fav

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1 year ago

it’s impossible to divorce fashion from the context it was created in, but i’m not immune to how hard the capitol was serving LOOKS. oh my GODDDD i’m obsessed with pretty much every look in the films and books

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1 year ago

i think the hunger games says many important things about fashion and the way we consume it. it’s capable of constructive criticism, acknowledging how fashion has always been political and how we use it to reflect/influence the world around us. at the same time i also want to dye my skin pink

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1 year ago

PS: do y’all got longleaf pine in virginia? my family travels up a few times a year and i’ve never noticed any, though we don’t travel much beyond richmond

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1 year ago

i think because you seem to inspire the sense of a forest creature, and a lot of people think of the PNW/canada. virginia makes sense too, i’m from NC and the only thing the woods are less ancient than is the mountains.

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1 year ago

my biggest sims wish for 2025 is disability aids. i know it would be a huge hassle but they’ve accomplished the impossible before, and there is nothing that would bring me more joy than being able to use a wheelchair or crutches just like in real life. that and fairies lol

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1 year ago

one day simfileshare’s servers will stop bugging tf out and making a 300kb download take upwards of 45 minutes, but today is not that day ✨

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1 year ago

the lighting?? the pose??? the dress??? didn’t think i could be more obsessed

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1 year ago

sorry i spent christmas day literally shoveling your dog’s shit into a garbage bag with my (gloved) hands because they’re so poorly housebroken they refuse to actually go outside. why my hands? NONE OF YOU CLEAN YOUR OWN HOUSE AND YOU DON’T OWN A BROOM.

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1 year ago

have you ever been so furious you just start shaking with rage because i spent the last 2 weeks housesitting for a family with a MANSION and they tried to pay me literally pennies per hour

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1 year ago

every single playthrough i give astarion the volobotomy for funsies and so whenever i see a picture of him i look at it like he’s from an alternate universe. my brain refuses to remember he does not canonically have heterochromia lol

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1 year ago

fun fact: this is actually how they measured my antibodies when i was in the trials for the covid vax

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1 year ago

god this shot is SICKKKK

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1 year ago

tfw you get pulled over on the highway and the cop drives off with your keys leaving you stranded for 40 minutes while you have to track down what dept he’s a part of and call a million numbers 😀👍

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1 year ago

game dandelion has a moral code but he would also bet his soul in a card game against the devil. and lose. boundaries? never heard of them. for himself or others. he enjoys the finer things in life but he has a feral gleam in his eyes that scares me

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1 year ago

i have not seen the witcher show but i’m in the vaguest sense aware of its plot, and from what i’ve gathered the fandom perceives show dandelion/jaskier FARRR differently than game dandelion- no hate to that lil twink but the bard i’m familiar with would eat a man alive if the situation required it

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1 year ago
a picture of the homophobic dog captioned “the pearly gates won’t open for your kind”

you disrespect me, you disrespect my family, you disrespect my father

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1 year ago
a chibi illustration of bex and danis from baldur’s gate 3, they are shoulder to shoulder holding hands

by guys do you mean the men specifically? or what about my favorite tiefling couple 🫣 (art by pepijopa on tumblr)

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1 year ago

when february is right there?? lol sorry my family has yet to have a february that isn’t tragic

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1 year ago

god really looked down at infant me in a crib and said yeah let’s give that thing clinical anxiety. as a baby, you heard me. we haven’t tried babies with anxiety before, right? ya this one works

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1 year ago

omg byeee you too 😭 it genuinely makes me happy to know we have this in common. it was a good decision in the long run but that doesn’t mean it didn’t hurt 🫠 i’m taking good care, don’t you worry <333

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1 year ago

SHE HAS A HUMAN FORM?!?!!?!!?!!

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1 year ago

#tavquotd probably that she basically had to go undercover for decades because there are very few elves with horns sticking out of their heads. that’s what happens when a two year old wild magic sorcerer has a tantrum lmaoo

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1 year ago

this might sound like a strange question but can weredaughter talk? i never see dialogue bubbles for her, she exists in the moment forever and always

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1 year ago

seasonal depression had me drop out of highschool freshmen year. god do i understand 🩷 keep taking care of yourself socks 🧦❄️

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1 year ago

i’m sorry but most jewish holidays are really depressing and sometimes you gotta throw in the occasional pagan equinox ritual to keep things moving

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1 year ago

fun fact about me is that my family is jewish, and so we grew up celebrating all the jewish holidays PLUS easter and christmas. so every year when the holidays roll around you’ll catch us with two trees, garland, stockings, the whole shebang. my parent’s reasoning? christmas is fun okkkk

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