Dan Jolley

Dan Jolley

@danjolley.bsky.social

Writer of novels, comics, video games, occasional TV scripts, and a narrative podcast featuring a really fast hedgehog. General oaf. He/him. 🚫MAGA, 🚫DMs www.danjolley.com https://tinyurl.com/4bw83tj

969 Followers 1,337 Following 91 Posts Joined Oct 2023
4 months ago

AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.

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4 months ago
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YES! READ IT ALOUD! Let them squirm...

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6 months ago
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7 months ago

Prediction: It’s going to come out that Trump wants a dome built on top of the White House. Probably bigger than the Capitol’s. That’s why he was on the roof miming that shape.

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9 months ago

This is really impressive! Nice work! My only comment is that, even though it was never said out loud, (I don’t think), Clev is supposed to be 6’5” and 265 lbs. If your measurements work better for the system, though, it’s fine with me.

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9 months ago

That’s one of the benefits of having a good writing partner — beneficially one-upping each other 😉

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10 months ago

Thanks! 😁

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10 months ago
Image of the Arashikage ninja clan from the “G.I. Joe” universe, red on black background.

I know we’re all in the midst of unprecedented nation-wide trauma and awfulness, but please allow me to do a tiny bit of celebrating concerning a contract I just signed…

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10 months ago
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This right here......

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10 months ago

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

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10 months ago
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10 months ago
A rabies scare in West Virginia turned out to be just raccoons drunk on crab apples

Inside me are two raccoons drunk on crab apples

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10 months ago
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10 months ago

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

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10 months ago

Yeah, we’re all cut from the same cloth, I guess. Not the worst thing.

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10 months ago

Pretty sure that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my voice.

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11 months ago
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Me, emotionally rolling into Monday.

#cats #catsofbluesky #stairsv2 #catsareliquid

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11 months ago

Yup!

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11 months ago
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Tim Walz: "You you claim to love freedom but want to restrict certain groups, you don’t love freedom. You love privilege." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #MomSky

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11 months ago
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11 months ago
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OK, let’s see the best signs that you saw today.

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11 months ago
We only know about that Signal chat
because an honest reporter was in the chat. How many more similar events occurred
that we don’t know about?
How many other chats
have already been hacked into
by our enemies?
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11 months ago
Tuxedo cat casually relaxing on a purple fuzzy blanket

What’re YOU lookin’ at??

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11 months ago
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

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11 months ago
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First Time for Everything w/Juliet Rose Season 2 Episode 2 Dan Jolley YouTube video by GoIndieNow

Going live tonight!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EaJ...

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11 months ago

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

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11 months ago
Skully tries to chill in a recliner, riddled with anxiety

Stresslaxing

#Art by Hook Hope

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11 months ago
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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person.

I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person

I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.

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11 months ago

Something about “Dungeness & Dragons”?

No?

(I’ll see myself out)

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