Like a toy chihuahua barking from a tiny purse… apologies to Ms. Swift
Crowd looks as tiny as his brain
I’ll be there. Will you?
Devotions in troubled times: because we need some uplift via the wings of birds
Strategy? There is no strategy
Surprised by joy: when you forgot that you planted daffodils last October!
And you may ask yourself, well, how did they get there: when crocus pop up where you didn’t plant them, but they are a welcome sight nonetheless
#plantlife #spring
He only speaks the gibberish of the idiot
USA=union of stupid a**holes
Idiocracy in inaction
Two weeks ago I paid $2.99 per gallon, today I saw one gas station that had regular at $3.69. Thanks, Shit-for-Brains!
Hate DST.
Oh, I can believe it. We have truly devolved into an idiocracy over the past 10 years…
A true patriot!
Way to go, Idaho!
Not dignified
Eternally relevant… unfortunately
I imagine she’ll be ordering a custom Wonder Woman type costume, complete with tiara, boots and whip
Not doomscrolling
I don’t really care, do you?
You expect narcissistic imbeciles to have a plan?
They’ll be sorry…
She may have volunteered to serve her country, but she died because of one man’s reckless narcissism
George, Abe and FDR would like a word…
“One of the Largest, most complex…military offenses…” Ike and FDR would like a word…
The colors alone are restorative
Also, this gives off AI vibes
I really cannot wrap my mind around the fact that a certain percentage of the population are actually inspired by and admire this bag of bones and excrement
Ribeye for me, but not for thee…
We all have those days on the struggle bus… you’re not alone
Probably a child’s “large”