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Tristan Schorn

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He/him. I resemble everything the conservatives want. But I'm as far from a conservative as you can get.

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Edit: nevermind, it's literally right there

Keep this as evidence of my current state of mind.

31.01.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which browser are you coming from? I'm thinking of making the same transition

31.01.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replying to remind myself to try it out. Same exact problem, I really like Arc but I frequently use Linux.

30.01.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts after about 1 month's ownership:

- VW's Travel Assist (semi-self driving) is magical

- Drove to Banff from Calgary and back. Range anxiety is mostly none existent, and a decent amount of chargers exists

- A family friendly SUV has no right to accelerate this fast, but I love it

27.01.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(including those who allowed for and advocated for the causes of the suffering, now realizing their errors) but I strongly suspect we won't all make it there. And this saddens me.

This is how I square my prior optimism for humanity with the current state of the world.

23.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

allowed and advocated for this suffering to come to pass. Those who fought against this suffering will not be free from it, however.

My hope is that the suffering will be enough that it serves as an inoculation for the future. I sincerely hope we make it to the other side,

23.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My prediction for the next four years:

Suffering will be maximum, and those who have already suffered the most will see their suffering increase the most.

The universe seems to have an innate sense of irony, so I suspect the average suffering will increase by a greater degree for those who

23.01.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was considering Proton mail.

I am considering it no longer.

15.01.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But, for reasons you can probably guess, things have changed. And honestly, having test driven Teslas in the past - I think this is better.

06.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a new VW ID.4

Picture of a new VW ID.4

We bought a Volkswagen ID.4 to replace my clunker. It's pretty great, still getting the hang of it.

What you need to know about this decision and brand choice is that if this were maybe 5 years ago, I guarantee this would have been a Tesla. I was the biggest fanboy of that brand you could find.

06.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Closer to horror.

06.01.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking through the comments, and it's shocking how quick progressives become conservatives when this topic comes up!

17.12.2024 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives are traitors.

10.12.2024 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the video that got nuked from TikTok

06.12.2024 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3752    πŸ” 1072    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 191
Smiling man in a coat happy with something he accomplished recently. He's all over the news today for some reason. He must have done something to make the world a better place.

Smiling man in a coat happy with something he accomplished recently. He's all over the news today for some reason. He must have done something to make the world a better place.

Do something that makes you feel this happy today!

05.12.2024 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, if you see the UnitedHealthcare CEO's killer on the loose,

No you didn't.

05.12.2024 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The comic strips depict a laptop waking up from a long sleep. It's initially confused, but then realizes it has been asleep for years and it is way behind on updates. 

The owner realizes the file they are looking for isn't on this laptop. As they begin to close the laptop, the laptop protests at its impending new slumber, not knowing how long it will be asleep for this time.

The comic strips depict a laptop waking up from a long sleep. It's initially confused, but then realizes it has been asleep for years and it is way behind on updates. The owner realizes the file they are looking for isn't on this laptop. As they begin to close the laptop, the laptop protests at its impending new slumber, not knowing how long it will be asleep for this time.

03.12.2024 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seethe

03.12.2024 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† I also enjoy my plant grown toxins.

03.12.2024 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So brave. I wish I could be as brave as to dislike a popular thing and make myself the center of attention in this way!

03.12.2024 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
This is a humorous meme that plays on the contrast between the natural defense mechanisms of plants and human behavior.
Here's a breakdown of the meme:

Top Text:
 * "Plant: evolves pungent taste for the specific purpose of not getting eaten" - This is a factual statement about how some plants develop strong flavors or odors to deter herbivores. Examples shown are parsley root, garlic, and chili peppers.

Bottom Text:
 * "Humans: joke's on you i'm into that shit" - This line, accompanied by a picture of Skeletor, a villain known for his love of evil, suggests that humans enjoy the very flavors that plants evolved to avoid being eaten. It's a humorous way of pointing out our unique culinary preferences.

Overall Meaning:
The meme humorously highlights how humans have developed a taste for foods that other animals might find unpleasant or even toxic. It plays on the idea that humans are an exception to the rule, enjoying flavors that plants specifically evolved to avoid being eaten.

This is a humorous meme that plays on the contrast between the natural defense mechanisms of plants and human behavior. Here's a breakdown of the meme: Top Text: * "Plant: evolves pungent taste for the specific purpose of not getting eaten" - This is a factual statement about how some plants develop strong flavors or odors to deter herbivores. Examples shown are parsley root, garlic, and chili peppers. Bottom Text: * "Humans: joke's on you i'm into that shit" - This line, accompanied by a picture of Skeletor, a villain known for his love of evil, suggests that humans enjoy the very flavors that plants evolved to avoid being eaten. It's a humorous way of pointing out our unique culinary preferences. Overall Meaning: The meme humorously highlights how humans have developed a taste for foods that other animals might find unpleasant or even toxic. It plays on the idea that humans are an exception to the rule, enjoying flavors that plants specifically evolved to avoid being eaten.

03.12.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Definitely a large segment of trans / enby Linux users!

02.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex is hardware.
Gender is software.

Window machines running Max OS exist. Mac's running Windows exist. Linux in all its flavours exists.

This is how I've always thought about it.

02.12.2024 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
The image you sent is a meme featuring a collage of four photos of sharks with human-like teeth. The caption at the top reads, "Look at our teeth, we're carnivores."

This image is meant for discussions about vegetarianism and veganism. It points out the ridiculousness of pro-meat eating arguments that make reference to human canine teeth, since teeth much more suitable to meat eating exist in other animals.

The image you sent is a meme featuring a collage of four photos of sharks with human-like teeth. The caption at the top reads, "Look at our teeth, we're carnivores." This image is meant for discussions about vegetarianism and veganism. It points out the ridiculousness of pro-meat eating arguments that make reference to human canine teeth, since teeth much more suitable to meat eating exist in other animals.

29.11.2024 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Could I grab one? I'm assuming @mary.my.id 's are taken already

29.11.2024 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The image appears to be a photo of an extremely bare living room. The room has a large TV, a floor lamp, a folding chair, and a window with blinds.
The text on the image says "Men live like this and see nothing wrong." This suggests that the image is meant to be humorous and poke fun at men's living habits.

The image appears to be a photo of an extremely bare living room. The room has a large TV, a floor lamp, a folding chair, and a window with blinds. The text on the image says "Men live like this and see nothing wrong." This suggests that the image is meant to be humorous and poke fun at men's living habits.

28.11.2024 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The image is a modified XKCDcomic strip that satirizes the inefficiency of government agencies. It shows two stick figures excitedly discussing the need to create a new government agency to address the problem of inefficient government agencies. However, the punchline reveals that the creation of the new agency only exacerbates the problem, making the government even more inefficient.

The image is a modified XKCDcomic strip that satirizes the inefficiency of government agencies. It shows two stick figures excitedly discussing the need to create a new government agency to address the problem of inefficient government agencies. However, the punchline reveals that the creation of the new agency only exacerbates the problem, making the government even more inefficient.

I'm going to start posting my meme and comic collection here occasionally. I'm going to use AI to provide my alt text. It did a pretty good job this time!

27.11.2024 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Republican Jesus.
From the Book of MAGA.

26.11.2024 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13829    πŸ” 3833    πŸ’¬ 465    πŸ“Œ 140
Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help
YouTube video by Reese Waters Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help

Uncommitted Voters Plead to Democrats for Help, by Reese Waters
youtu.be/rlOyU0SP9HI?...

18.11.2024 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

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