farage announces he will ban postal voting, except for White English folk living in Dubai, Belgium, France and Spain.
01.03.2026 11:37 —
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Life imitates art
20 years ago, Idiocracy told the story of a US president who was a loud, brash fucking moron, ruling over millions of fucking morons who voted for him.
01.03.2026 10:53 —
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No surprise from pound shop Trump.
01.03.2026 11:08 —
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Oh shit. Sorry, hope you make it.
01.03.2026 10:28 —
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Probably best to stay where you are mate. Literally the other side of the world is probably the safest place right now...
01.03.2026 10:19 —
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Destruction of the Furious Elephant at Exeter Change, by George Cruikshank – a contemporary print showing a row of soldiers and others firing rifles at a bloodied elephant which is breaking some of the bars of a stout wooden cage, but is still very much contained. A man standing closer carries a rifle with a bloodied bayonet, apparently from stabbing the animal
200 years ago today, an elephant died, and not in a dignified manner. The unfortunate ‘Chunee’ had been kept in an upstairs room on the Strand, and was killed because he finally got sick of his confinement and mistreatment and started kicking the shit out of the place 🧵
01.03.2026 10:07 —
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The stalker is up to his tricks again...
01.03.2026 01:32 —
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🤣
01.03.2026 01:26 —
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Get a longer spade.
01.03.2026 00:52 —
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Cheesey dustbag...
I'm adding that to my insult book 🤣
01.03.2026 00:48 —
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Not with what you're planning to do with them!
01.03.2026 00:45 —
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That doesn't make it any better 🤣
01.03.2026 00:44 —
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You have a worryingly creative mind.
01.03.2026 00:42 —
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🤣
01.03.2026 00:41 —
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I don't brielieve you.
01.03.2026 00:41 —
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Excuse me while I run far, far away from this conversation.
It's all going a bit clockwork orange.
01.03.2026 00:39 —
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If you say so, that's gouda nuff for me.
01.03.2026 00:34 —
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I Urdu were a cunning linguist.
01.03.2026 00:32 —
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🤣🤣🤣
01.03.2026 00:31 —
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That's spicy talk.
01.03.2026 00:30 —
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Now that's a Polished pun.
01.03.2026 00:28 —
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At least you're being frank(ish).
01.03.2026 00:24 —
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Don't talk such horseradish.
01.03.2026 00:18 —
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Japan, Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Faroes, Scotland.
Might be a tough one to cycle, though 🤣
01.03.2026 00:17 —
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Gladis has just won the internet 🤣🤣🤣
01.03.2026 00:13 —
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Sorry, I'll tread more gingerly.
01.03.2026 00:10 —
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That's some fucking travel agency you're running 🤣
01.03.2026 00:08 —
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Oh, what I would pay to see that 🤣
01.03.2026 00:04 —
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Who do you think you are, cumin here and saying that?
01.03.2026 00:04 —
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Oh dear.
Looks like Izzy and Dickie are going to have to sti it out...
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