BrexitPirates - Shadow Secretary of the Lost Property Office

Helps get up a bit of speed on those slides at the waterpark...

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To be honest, I've had "ladyfriends" who were cheaper than the Frazzles...

The UK scandal of women handcuffed while in labour: ‘I was so shocked when the restraints weren’t removed’ Pregnant women prisoners in England are being handcuffed to prison officers – often male – during intimate vaginal examinations and long, agonising births. Will this dehumanising treatment be stopped?

It's hard to fathom the cruelty of this.

Pregnant women prisoners in England are being handcuffed to prison officers – often male – during intimate vaginal examinations and long, agonising births. Will this dehumanising treatment be stopped?

www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Americans stranded in the Middle East say the State Department hotline Marco Rubio told them to call plays a recorded message warning: “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time.”

Xx 😂

Google faces lawsuit after Gemini chatbot allegedly instructed man to kill himself Lawsuit is first wrongful death case brought against Google over flagship AI product after death of Jonathan Gavalas

"Lengthy fantasy roleplay", says Google.
After man clearly suffering from mental health problems kills himself on the instructions of Gemini:
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

You've scared them all off?

Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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1/25

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Win, win.

More than half of Reform UK members believe non-white British citizens born abroad should be deported or encouraged to leave @survation.bsky.social

One in five also believed non-white citizens *whose parents were born in UK* should be forcibly removed/ encouraged to leave....

So, someone emailed me last week to apologise for cancelling their Bearly Politics subscription because care costs are rising.

And honestly, that email genuinely broke my heart a little. Nobody should ever feel guilty about that.

So is it official
Trump IS the Anti-Christ

Trump hints at military incursion into Spain...

Screenshot of Telegraph headline: Eir Nolsøe Labour is finally getting migration under control. It's a nightmare for Reeves Much lower numbers of migrants would cost the Treasury billions Photo of Starmer and Reeves ث

I’m sorry, what now?

Are you f’king kidding right now @telegraph.co.uk??

The fact that Isabel Oakeshott, economic migrant to the UAE may just turn into a refugee fleeing to the UK from a war zone will cause a level of schadenfreude in me that may just make me topple right over.

Bet she'd give anything to have her first world problems back...

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Suzi Squatro

T'poo

Let me get this right

People have died

DIED

On both sides

And he stands there, and rambles on about HIS FUCKING CURTAINS???!!!!

Give us fucking STRENGTH!!!
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Ah.
Yes, well.
We'll just pretend I didn't say that and move on.

Shartlotte Church

It can't be a sausage, it's got a eye.

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Don't think we've Tom Petty today :)

Exclusive | Trump Administration to Drop Defense of Law Firm Sanctions The Justice Dept. plans to abandon its defense of the president’s executive orders that targeted Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey.

The Trump administration finally admits what everyone knew on day one: There is no way to defend these unconstitutional executive orders.

This shameful assault on the rule of law has failed thanks to the brave lawyers who refused to compromise their integrity.

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I think you're getting rather too fond of operating the sausage chopper.