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I can.
Don't sound so surprised, you know what we're like...
Or just wait for a blow in the right direction...
Depends on the orientation of your, err, compass needle...
The right way...
Notably when seeking Splitoris...
Is that Jim the Forger?
After a prick...
But I wanted it to be foul-mouthed in Romanian.
The rigging has been sadly devoid of frigging of late.
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Two Shilling Two Shilling
Absolutely knot...
You'd need an awful lot of butter to get that in...
You'd have to tell one first... 😁
Ooh! A certificate?
The inaugural film night programme will feature Last Tango in Paris...
We just have to accept that we're ahead of our time. Nobody gets us...
I assume she means After Eights.
But any mint creme filled chocolate confectionery will probably serve.
You never can tell when he's been out on the lash...
That'll teach those foreign navies who try to board her...
If you do that I'm switching sides...
Chuck in a foul-mouthed parrot and you've got a deal...
Nigel Farage - 'Whatever silly changes this government makes to our banknotes, when we get into government Reform UK will recognise our heroes'.
We could always signify our collective memory by putting the dead of the empire on our bank notes.
Or perhaps the ruins of Dresden...
If you can't we'll have a whip round...
As long as they're tender...
I assume the local Reform candidate is Warwick Hunt...
In other news, someone's plonker is being pulled to the tune of more than £2,000...