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Also greetings, I am not dead! I am just very busy with busy work things and seasonal depression forced me to take a social media break

This is the meal of champions and definitely not someone whom is cursed with the depression of the seasons

For breakfast I shall have milk and shrimp

For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp

#girldinner

A scimitar, long sword, and a broadsword all made out of paper clips

Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…

I SAID CAST ‘HEALING HANDS’

“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”

He certainly does! Scrambled usually, but i prefer sunny side up, so we settle for hard boiling them

I SHALL DO EXACTLY THAT!!!

WE CAN HAVE A TEA PARTY WHILE IM THERE!!

VERILY!!

Hmm… that’s a good point

I taught him everything I know

The nicest in all the forest if I do say so myself

He is helping me make second breakfast as we speak

OH DEAR GODS ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

I DONT WANT TO BE PUT IN THE 5 FT AND UNDER CAGE

Well not if the bees are sad I’m not :(

Prithee, join us in this aquarium, thou shalt soon find tis not nearly as peaceful as thee believes

The high council themselves got em, tragic really

WHATTT? I CANT HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING!

HIIII FELIXXX!!!

(From the distance) greetings adventurer..!

I shall not be responsible for the person I become if I acquire the candy dice

This is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about

Alas I’ve only dirt and no currency, so the smuggling of posts shalt have to continue 😔

I LOVE them! I want to put them in a jar and study them like an insect /affectionate

No worries, I hath only arrived recently myself! Hard to keep up with everyone with these little hobbit legs

MINE MOST FAVORITE DRAGON YOU ARE HERE!!

A COFFEE GUY WHO LIKES CROWS YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME OBSESSED WITH HIM

A drow elf with the personality of Milo Thatch—never have i been so weak! I am in love with them, they are perfect

PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM

Well he certainly looks like a fascinating fellow, so I’d believe it!

No I don’t think I will, actually