@hobbitwithabow.bsky.social
Welcome to the ranger’s guild adventurer, leave the bounty with our Guildmaster 🍃 Guild page run by Ficus(level 23 Halfling Ranger, Headmaster of Nature Magics at The Arcane University)🍃 We smoke grass & hunt fast
Also greetings, I am not dead! I am just very busy with busy work things and seasonal depression forced me to take a social media break
This is the meal of champions and definitely not someone whom is cursed with the depression of the seasons
For breakfast I shall have milk and shrimp
For lunch I shall have more milk and more shrimp
#girldinner
Nobody tell the academy headmistress but I am making tiny weaponry to arm the squirrels on campus and see how the students fare…
I SAID CAST ‘HEALING HANDS’
“HEALING” HANDS YOU DENSE SPELLCASTER, NOT “PEELING HANDS”
He certainly does! Scrambled usually, but i prefer sunny side up, so we settle for hard boiling them
I SHALL DO EXACTLY THAT!!!
WE CAN HAVE A TEA PARTY WHILE IM THERE!!
VERILY!!
Hmm… that’s a good point
I taught him everything I know
The nicest in all the forest if I do say so myself
He is helping me make second breakfast as we speak
OH DEAR GODS ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
I DONT WANT TO BE PUT IN THE 5 FT AND UNDER CAGE
Well not if the bees are sad I’m not :(
Prithee, join us in this aquarium, thou shalt soon find tis not nearly as peaceful as thee believes
The high council themselves got em, tragic really
WHATTT? I CANT HEAR WHAT YOURE SAYING!
HIIII FELIXXX!!!
(From the distance) greetings adventurer..!
I shall not be responsible for the person I become if I acquire the candy dice
This is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about
Alas I’ve only dirt and no currency, so the smuggling of posts shalt have to continue 😔
I LOVE them! I want to put them in a jar and study them like an insect /affectionate
No worries, I hath only arrived recently myself! Hard to keep up with everyone with these little hobbit legs
MINE MOST FAVORITE DRAGON YOU ARE HERE!!
A COFFEE GUY WHO LIKES CROWS YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE ME OBSESSED WITH HIM
A drow elf with the personality of Milo Thatch—never have i been so weak! I am in love with them, they are perfect
PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM
Well he certainly looks like a fascinating fellow, so I’d believe it!
No I don’t think I will, actually