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God to Trump:
KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!!

His denture adhesive failed. His teeth can’t stand the lies any longer.

Spoiler, they’re going to give him his West Point letter tonight.

Yep, there we go. Congrats, Jason. Hope you enjoy carrying out unconstitutional orders and being on the front lines of the wars this felon starts.

Hey Donold, if everyone is born perfect the way 'God made them' then why do you wear so much orange bronzer?

Answer that you lying prick!

Dude says we have to take care of our law enforcement

FUCK YOU!!! YOU ASSHOLE YOU PARDONED OUR ATTACKERS

“We need to take care of law enforcement”

Like the law enforcement who you were so careful to protect on January 6th, 2021?

"Free speech," Nazi style.

While I’d prefer a vocal protest, some kind of active protest at a minimum needs to be happening - turning their backs on this farce, walking out and starting to give interviews, *something*. Sitting with a little sign is insufficient.

“I’ve brought back free speech in America” - by chasing Rep Al Green out of the chamber? That free speech?

This feels less like a SOTU and more like a Republican circle jerk.

So by coming out and saying the cause of the crash must be DEI, it gives Trump free rein to disparage DEI in the name of the victims until we know differently. He might as well have said the cause of the crash with gophers, and then all we would hear is gopher talk. 2/2

The Trump administration knows that the front line investigators for the FAA and the NTSB will not make a ruling for the cause of the crash at DCA until they’ve had time and opportunity to do a full and well resourced investigation. 1/2

Did Amy Klobuchar lose a bet? Is that why she’s been made to sit between the Cheeto and the artist formerly known as James Donald Hamel?