@simmjaso.bsky.social
He/him; Husband, Dad x5, Salesforce Certified x5, Cybersecurity Specialist, fan of the Mantis Shrimp
Do: Cancel subscriptions to Big Tech, set up a monthly donation to the ACLU.
Don't: Hide. Wallow. Feel powerless.
02.11.2023 01:48 β π 3386 π 1210 π¬ 61 π 69
Just your average day in Portland
20.10.2023 01:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"We keep ruining our planet as we kill each other, and one murderous cycle feeds into another."
From @mollytaft.bsky.social:
βthis would fix meβ and itβs literally just a 12oz Red Bull
14.09.2023 05:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Encoding converts data from one format to another, and not meant for security purposes.
Hashing is a one way process that takes an input and produces a fixed length string.
Encrypting transforms data into a different non human readable format meant to be reversible with the proper decryption key
a scene from Midsommar
Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter
30.08.2023 21:19 β π 5363 π 1644 π¬ 78 π 89
"There Is A Growing Tendency To Think Of Man As A Rational Thinking Being, Which Is Absurd."
-Marvin the Martian
#EAMaddenFML
15.08.2023 01:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thoughts and prayers to anyone working EA support. Madden 24 release and EA servers down. If theyβre dealing with anyone- itβs likely the same person as my 13 YO raging. God speed.
I wish these tags were live like on Twitter.
#ps5 @eahelp @EAMaddenNFL
@EAMaddenFML
04.08.2023 18:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Louder for those in the back
31.07.2023 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Poorly-made three-panel meme of Gimli and Legolas that somehow has two different meme site watermarks on it. Frame 1, Gimli: Never thought I would die fighting side by side with a landlord. Frame 2, Legolas: What about side by side with someone who loathes Elon Musk? Frame 1, Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
30.07.2023 03:00 β π 560 π 74 π¬ 4 π 4Hell Yeah, Brother!
30.07.2023 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shout out to everyone writing up easy to follow tutorials on how to use bsky and tune it to your preferences. i however will not read any of them and intend to blindly navigate social media as I always have, like an idiot
28.07.2023 05:04 β π 39 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0
Mantis shrimp strike by rapidly unfolding and swinging their raptorial claws at prey, and can inflict serious damage on victims significantly greater in size than themselves.
Mantis shrimp pack the strongest punch of any creature in the animal kingdom.
The mantis shrimp is notorious for their striking force, and have the nickname βthumb splitterβ, due to the painful gashes they can cause if handled without care by humans.
Smashers can punch at same velocity as a gunshot from a .22 caliber rifle.
