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I fear it’s called…gluttony 🫣

I guess it’s just us 🫤

They’ve been wrecking the joint between the pair of them since past 3am. It’s absolutely beyond 😑 We raised them to be two loving cats, not a pair of out of control heathens

They were playing Tubular Bells in Tesco yesterday, that reminded me of the continuous screaming and ballyhoo that takes place all year round next door - the place needs an exorcism for sure 😐

They were an absolute swizz. Had to eat my spicy ramen noodles to disguise the coating of the cake that was still lingering

Life lessons for others: change jobs, move away from your hometown and become more independent, recognise the toxic environments in your life

Our life lesson: cat-parent two 7 and a half year old cats with no regard for your lives, both have no thoughts between them and fight over senseless things

In Hades’ mind we should all go about getting ourselves into horrific fights and bothers every time we need the toilet, but unlike Hades, we have a brain to use wisely. I’ve never known a cat like him, simply baffling behaviour 😐

I get each cat has their own little quirks and that’s great, but when it comes to Hades causing screaming fights with Charon over absolutely no reason then that’s when it starts to show he’s just a little bully 😑

Well I had to throw it off a bit didn’t I? Too obvious otherwise 🫣 😆 🤣

Sorry Hades, but Forsyth was a force to be reckoned with (who else misses Bruce’s Price is Right?) Glory days

We need our Pizza Hut!!!

Oooo!

It’s a must

We didn’t see that before?! 😱

I couldn’t spend £5 on one dispenser 😶

Faces though…🫣 Had to get it as it was only £1 and I’m broke-arsed

Despite being in absolute agony bunched over on the floor I was still more concerned with if I had seriously hurt him after slipping on him 😱 He’s the wildest cat we’ve ever had I think

I had visions of me flying down those stairs again, I’m still wearing the bruises from last week’s episode of “cats being cats on the stairs” 🫣

Not to toot my own horn but yeah, maybe 😆

Oh that would be it 🫣

Aww you can tell she’s just “…I’m done…” 😄

My boy-eeees!!! ☺️

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Not sure there’s even a brain there to begin with

I think I would be terrified to know what goes on in his brain. The absolute hysterical state he gets into before toileting, the way he “sees” things, being afraid of particular noises and now, seemingly, my toes. It’s truly a lost cause in there I’m afraid 😵‍💫

It’s totally shaken me to the core. I couldn’t stop shaking for ages after I heard the news. I only saw them a few months ago and they seemed fine, can’t get my head to properly grasp it at all

Aw no!!!

It’s Charon’s first feature film! Cute though 😄 🧸

Aye it would have been rude of him not to accept the inheritance 🧐

They were sworn enemies for life! Although I bet it broke his heart when she passed. Maybe even contributed to the UTI months later. Shock does funny things sometimes 😦

The sauce was Butter Chicken, which is a type of curry but not exactly spicy. I watered it down to use it as a stock instead