Delaney SpooooKing (She/Her/Whomst)

Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery.

Julie D'Aubigny: Great idea!

I need a print of this.

Me and whomst?

Post it to meeeeee :)

Give it to meeee

1997: Windows introduces Clippy

1997 (moments later): Everyone hates Clippy.

2007: Clippy finally removed
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2025: Everything is Clippy

Her line "Don't get distracted by the fascists" really resonated with me. I wonder who that was written about?

Ah-pschoo?

Really, happy with Taylor Swift's new album "Release The Epstein Files".

No! NO! I refuse. Daylight saving can get fucked. No morning. Only sleep

Learning to pronounce Polish words because fuck it, I need pain.

You are valid. You are worthy of life.

Do not bend the knee.

*not

We have the technology and resources and communication skills to work towards a place of minimal suffering for all. We can not reach the perfection of utopia, but we must aim for it. Hold it in our hearts and no dismiss it.

The modern barabarian is anyone who destroys civilisation.

No matter how rich they are, how cultured, how educated. They rob and sack and tear down what we have and what could be.

I choose to fight for human civilisation.

Those that spread lies and hate, who hog resources, who let people die when they could save them, who make laws that cause suffering, who seek to divide so they can conquer...

Those are the people telling you you are invalid and worthless.

Civilisation is working together to build together.

It doesn't matter if you make typos. It doesn't matter if you don't have a magazine editors idea of a beach ready body.
It doesn't matter who your parents were.
It doesn't matter if you are healthy or sick.

You are one of us.

Only those that harm others invalidate themselves in civilisation.

*are valid.

Hey. A reminder that your existence is valid, no matter what sick minds are in power. You are a human being and worth the same as all of us.

It doesn't matter what you earn the privilegd. It doesn't matter your sexuality or your gender. It doesn't matter your ability.

You a legal and valid.

But ignore me. I am Gen X and so therefore am ignored.

*vanished in a puff of student debt*

The resulting scarcity and social depression resulted in the selfishness, entitlement and self preservation of the boomer generation, resulting in the current state of the world.

Have a nice day.)

(Furthermore, the generation "boomers" is a valid generation as reproduction was halted due to the male populace being sent to fight a world war over the rise of Facist totalitarian governance. Like now. Subsiquent reproduction was not in a generational burst as people do be shagging after that.

(Bluesky user note: this is a "joke", because it includes a reference to a generation, thus being a self defeating arguement. It is also a "funny joke" as it also contains an element of truth. It is a "dark joke" because we all suffer from the economic and social stress created by said truth.)

Generations are an arbitrary construct so that boomers can blame someone else as a distraction from the fact they gobbled up all the real estate and privatised everything.

History repeats.

Only when cast at my level

Have a snack.*

*me. I'm the snack.

This is my gym gear. This and only this.

I live in a witches house in the swamp of an abandoned minecraft server.

Rent: 60% of my wage.