Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst)

Come here then.

You know, the CEO of Sizzler released the recipe to their cheese bread. You can make it at home.

Well silver ones are soft as shit anyway

Work in progress so far on Artur the werebear.

Starting on the were-bear.

*wet slapping noises* *also the noises of painting fast and loose*

*furious paint slapping sounds*

What's this? The box waiting on my doorstep when I returned from work? A sunny day suitable for rattlecan priming? What sorcery!

Uhg. Better than Mark Twain, I guess.

Computer. End program.

Yes, I am very bored.

Language is weird. You don't have to use the right words, context does a lot of work.

There was also Borogrove, but he gets killed by the Erect Hi outside Khazi-Doom after Gandi Adolf fights the Balmoral on the bridge.

They meet Tom Bombastic before that, but he is cut out of the movies. The Wind Waifs aren't and chase The Fellowship all the way to L Ron Hubbard.

Arrogant helped Fomo take the Ring to Moorcock. His companions in the Fellowship of The Rim included Sandwich Ganja, Mary Brandywine & Piper Babadook, plus the Legless elf, the dwarf Grimlock and of course the wizard Gandhi Adolf Grey.

They battle the Orbs, Godwins and Trolleys of Sauropod.

I learned to ride on the horse that pulled Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang into Caractacus Potts' windmill.

Unless you store your skulls offshore and negatively gear them.

Blood? For The Blood God? In this economy?

Right? Gimme the 7 of 9 2's.

Sorry... not "female"... "2" as all the northstar boxes use. My squad would be mostly '2's'.

*squints again*

I have to say, if @northstarfigs.bsky.social sold individuals, my lineup would be mostly female. But *sigh* I have to buy like three entire squads to get the figures I want.

*squints*

I finally caved and got a Silver Bayonet team to game with.

A few weeks ago, I had a male staff member at my local hobby shop start to explain how to clean and prime miniatures to me as I was trying to leave after my purchase.

I didn't ask.

I have been doing that since 1987.

I also sculpted minis professionally.

Uhg.

Being trans in this space is informative as we quite often have seen the behaviour changes before and after transition.

I went from male GW staff asking "what armies do you collect?", to consistently getting "who are you buying for- your son or boyfriend?" in the space of a few months.

Yeah. Fun.

I once had a misogynist in one of my classes say that he never sees women play call of duty. I then asked the women in the room who play it to put their hands up.

Then put their hands down if they have to pretend to be male to avoid harassment. All hands went down.

The reason older generations of male wargamers think women do not wargame is that we don't wargame in unsafe or unwelcoming spaces.

And guess who creates those conditions?

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Vampire. Keep it.

a woman in a red shirt is talking about a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy ALT: a woman in a red shirt is talking about a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy

You don't even go here.

It's in the designing wargames book he wrote with another tool.

Priestly calls women being into wargaming "a joke".

Ral Partha Legacy is doing most of the Ral Partha stuff. Sadly the AD&D molds were destroyed when FASA bought Ral Partha and made it Iron Winds... soooo this chap is extinct.