@leavittalone.bsky.social
@Leavittalone from Twitter . Writer and cartoonist. Seen in The Toast, New Yorker, The Awl, The Nib, Racked, The Rumpus, The Baffler, etc. That guy you met at that party once. http://www.leavittalone.com/
at UNCANNY DRAG THINGS at Three Dollar Bill tonight!
Yeah I'm addicted to pot
Pot roast that is
It's interesting the game you can play of "What ever happened to?" And your three choices are "Married well and dropped out of the public eye," "Hallmark movies," and "Showing up next to the second wife of the third most racist orthodontist in West Palm in a photo from Mar a Lago."
It still kind of have a pladdin thing yes
As I have said my first sexual encounter was with someone in full
Plate mail in the woods while I was dressed as a ranger for an archery competition, I come by all this robes and magic shit naturally
Maybe just meet someone at the.l Waverly Diner if you’re feeling lost in love
If we go by strict definition of Date it was at the diner I and my mother would, at different times, meet the man they would eventually marry
Very different from my “first dates” which depending on how you define it took place in the middle of the woods or my mom’s car
Man remember that time some tech startup put wifi hotspots on homeless people during sxsw as a publicity stunt
Just $18 DOLLARS AWAAAAAAAY
ANYWAY today I saw two high school aged boys clearly on a first date at the local cafe and left holding hands so you know, progress
He is tall though I am a flat six foot in socks and I hit his clavicle both times
I have accidentally physically run into Conan O’Brien two times which feels off that number should be like zero or ten
What even is America
Spent all day with my "girlfriend" whom I "love" and couldn't find time to post this, but:
Dropkick Murphys: I'M A SAILOR
Beastie Boys: PEG
Dropkick Murphys: AND I LOST MY
Beastie boys: LEG
if i made some of these would some of you buy them off me to offset the cost of the stamp i need to buy to make them that's weirdly expensive
It’s also called “Friendigan’s”
I also feel like mature career Wes Anderson could tackle a decent Calvino adaptation
find someone very very gay to make a Herman Melville biopic that includes large stretches of Moby Dick and Billy Budd as feverish dream sequences
Like one deal at the Essex House was it was easier to pay more home health aides to deal with it then deal with your grandmother compulsively collecting her shit and storing it in the closet
I keep coming across wealthy families that just leave relatives to go floridly insane at home cause they have enough resources to do that
We have a version of this in this building as a big penthouse occupying member of the co-op board has clearly untreated schizophrenia and keeps slipping notes under people’s doors and we all agree to ignore it and hope they die/relatives intervene
The guy running a dirt cheap med bed scam about scrolling videos somehow healing you feels like a way too on the nose joke about boomers getting Facebook poisoned
Neighborhood cat lady who thinks you can see Jesus via 3d Glasses: median voter
NEIGHBORS on HBO is a good document on how COVID completely cooked Americans in the suburbs but I do like that one older gay guy with the obvious toupee
Brent Crude sounds like a gay porn guy who gets arrested
btw, full credit for this art goes to the shutterstock artist who drew a stylized picture of nyc that inspired me to think “that’s obviously a final fantasy logo.” the rest, as they say, is history
The aeshetics of this being like NYC needs to gather the Espers is millennial excellence
straights are such a fucking mess right now. also there's the Iran thing
