Jargon - Commissions Open!

so full of pancakes

so true im fat

Hell yeah

yeah you may be fat
but can you do this ?

this big guy is out on the town! gotta get used to the waddle!
for @pearybigness ! thanks!

Here's the first batch of adopts that I've been working on! $50 USD each, and for an extra $20 I can make a custom outfit for them (along more major alterations if you so choose)!

Comment or DM me if you want one of 'em!

Comm for cruzky.bsky.social & dustysandstorm.bsky.social!

"Sigh ... If you're trying to snoop on me, you're not doing a very good job. Oh well. If you're gonna be here regardless, come have some tea. One of the locals brought it, it's pretty nice."
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When magic is rare, people tend to get curious if someone who can use it comes to town.

this design fucks holy shit

Sweat Alt

Looks like our first customer has arrived ~

Ah, I should say first *regular*, as he's been back for every meal since I opened! This Tom Nook fellow certainly can carry his weight, that's for sure 💜

Be prepared to see more of him soon~!

Volleyball!!
Quick sketch comm for Plinks <3

hmm, perpetually sleepy jirachi who loves breakfast foods and pajama pants

a digital painting of College!Asriel from Deltarune. he's gotten very fat and chonky. his hair's growing out and turning gold, and he's wearing glasses and gauge earrings. he's looking over his shoulder at his reflection as he hefts up his gut, thinking "Oh golly, I'm turning into my DAD...". in another thought bubble Asgore is smiling innocently and saying "We could be T W I N S !" in a warped font.

Asriel takes after his dad...

comm for @cluclydeart.bsky.social !

would you guys thank him for throwing you through a table bc you messed up his coffee

- Salandit drawer: solrock as a harvest idol, lunatone as a fertility idol

wait you're so right though (even thought the whole fertility idol thing is a joke vgbhjadfg)

Starting off posting with a wonderful Scolipede, Ludovic!

He's ready to show off those delicious curves~

Character owned by @jargonized.bsky.social !

a doodle on tabletop simulator of loot the pathfinder from magic the gathering

for three mana i put him in a blender

I think 6 is objectively correct imo

Zobbe and Brock having a lil burp off ~ and we may have a winner~
Did a doodle last year of @sohybrids.bsky.social 's characters

WHAT CRIMES, I DONT SMELL

WHY AM I A DOG

WHY IS @inkchubs.bsky.social STARING AT ME

WAGHGHJHG

hmm, perpetually sleepy jirachi who loves breakfast foods and pajama pants

dad bod or dad blob...

ah yes, the ideal dinner date... *checks notes*

clearing out an entire fast food restaurant by cramming their entire stock into a 2 foot tall lizard

[Adopts] Scolipede PokeBoys!! Im handing these away for 150€ each. (roughly 178 in USD)🙏
Hit me up in DMs if interested, with the name or number you want. Comes with a ref sheet as seen below and the individual PNGs!

(Apologies for slow replies, I'll keep an eye on DMs! And keep the order in mind)

DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An overweight anthropomorphic lion-lynx hybrid standing in a class, pointing at the board and teaching history.

Nobody tell him he forgot to check the homework! Painted piece for @hittitelion.bsky.social

perhaps... he may consider...

guh I adore that Salandit so much

👀

-"What's the best way to get out of backrooms?"
I think you're asking the wrong guy, I would just cry.

-"Is Orias single? ;3"
Yes, however I do not think this would be a favorable matchup... you know. Unless you like being blobbed out.

-"You vs evil you!"
Evil Jargon be like: ooh I HATE fat people