this girl came in to the restaurant yesterday with her friends and tipped me twelve percent on an $85 check. today, she came in again and misgendered/hit on me for her friend who liked me from yesterday, effectively committing three crimes against service workers in two days
like the siblings of cindy lou who
came here to say im cuddling in bed with my gf and my bestie like the grandparents in willy wonka
was anyone else hoping for a split second that abracadabra by lady gaga was gonna be a steve miller cover
i feel fucking insane. details upon request
its gone now but the extraordinarium in chicago had the worst vibes and sound system i have ever felt or heard at any diy show ive ever been to
littlefoot gave us something truly beautiful with ‘i cant kill myself todaaay because i got shit to do tomorrow’
back at work again why the hell does this keep happening to me
in other news i got a freaking desktop today:) gonna be recording music and Most Certainly Purchasing Software soon:)
got freaking yelled at for dealing with this table tonight and i didn’t even do anything wrong so hey if you get wasted and do insane mean power trip stuff at restaurants i hope you find thumbtacks in your laundry and your favorite beverage tastes like underpass juice
the more insane my boss gets the more idgaf what i look like. im rolling up today in the boygirl/girlboy earrings and a death grips sweatshirt
i made money but at significant cost to my sanity if anyone was wondering. if ur thinking of getting drunk and then going to a byob restaurant to drink wine and be mean to ur friends and send ur food back cause u didnt like it please consider that ur making me very sad and maybe dont next time
its evil and fucked up and sick and twisted how i have to go into work today
if u dont know how to treat ur girl right on valentines day thats ur problem 🙄
hi!!!
hi world its max me the same ole max from hits you know such as “instagram“ and “twitter”
no room tape out now
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love u all
