buckit max with a harmonica and a beer @chickencaesarvalid

this girl came in to the restaurant yesterday with her friends and tipped me twelve percent on an $85 check. today, she came in again and misgendered/hit on me for her friend who liked me from yesterday, effectively committing three crimes against service workers in two days

21.07.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

like the siblings of cindy lou who

17.06.2025 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

came here to say im cuddling in bed with my gf and my bestie like the grandparents in willy wonka

17.06.2025 04:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

was anyone else hoping for a split second that abracadabra by lady gaga was gonna be a steve miller cover

01.03.2025 10:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i feel fucking insane. details upon request

27.02.2025 11:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its gone now but the extraordinarium in chicago had the worst vibes and sound system i have ever felt or heard at any diy show ive ever been to

19.02.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

littlefoot gave us something truly beautiful with ‘i cant kill myself todaaay because i got shit to do tomorrow’

19.02.2025 22:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

back at work again why the hell does this keep happening to me

19.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in other news i got a freaking desktop today:) gonna be recording music and Most Certainly Purchasing Software soon:)

17.02.2025 08:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got freaking yelled at for dealing with this table tonight and i didn’t even do anything wrong so hey if you get wasted and do insane mean power trip stuff at restaurants i hope you find thumbtacks in your laundry and your favorite beverage tastes like underpass juice

17.02.2025 08:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the more insane my boss gets the more idgaf what i look like. im rolling up today in the boygirl/girlboy earrings and a death grips sweatshirt

16.02.2025 22:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i made money but at significant cost to my sanity if anyone was wondering. if ur thinking of getting drunk and then going to a byob restaurant to drink wine and be mean to ur friends and send ur food back cause u didnt like it please consider that ur making me very sad and maybe dont next time

16.02.2025 06:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

its evil and fucked up and sick and twisted how i have to go into work today

15.02.2025 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

if u dont know how to treat ur girl right on valentines day thats ur problem 🙄

15.02.2025 21:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hi!!!

15.02.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hi world its max me the same ole max from hits you know such as “instagram“ and “twitter”

15.02.2025 00:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no room tape out now

links in bio

love u all

14.02.2025 23:13 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

buckit max with a harmonica and a beer

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